Serious, adult people have to stop voting for ANY REPUBLICAN EVER.

These motherfuckers just will... not... stop. 

Her anti-woke king is acting the part, but towards her. It’s sooooooo unfair!

Ah, the old “How can we trust Mayor Quimby when he let Sideshow Bob out of prison?  Vote Sideshow Bob for Mayor” tactic.

Oh, so the shitty man is being shitty to her... who would have seen that coming? They are both abusive cringey try-hards, so those kids are fucked either way.

Musk’s legal team will question Grimes’ suitability as a parent. Exhibit A - her decision to procreate w/ Elon Musk. 

Not just the author stretching it. The crazies on social media too.

It’s amazing how people can’t see this clip for what it is, a continuation of what Conan thought was a joke at the time. People have really lost their minds if they think there is more to this. 

Yeah the author is stretching a lot here. 

Yeah, this is just the kind of shit Conan said.

Not saying he didn’t know anything, but it definitely is in line with his usual stuff.

Having watching a lot of Conan (mostly during the Late Night era), I don’t think this indicates that he knew anything about Masterson, just because he’s used this type of line with a lot of guests. It’s possible - it’s not like I could know for sure - but I doubt it given just this clip to go on.

You have to be ten shades of crazy to have a kid with this creep. I’m sure he can arrange full custody of all 10 kids because these women willingly worshiped at the alter of Elon at some point. No sane woman would ever get involved with him. 

She fucked Elon.

Obscene wealth really does rot your brain.  It completely distorts your view of reality and removes you from the everyday lived experiences of 99.99% of the people who do the vast majority of the living and dying on this planet.  The pack of drooling idiots in this post are a testament to that.

They’re both raging narcissists, but yes.

Christ. Every time I read any quotes from these near illiterate shitbags I can’t believe either of them graduated high school.

The very essence of “Fuck around, find out.” I have less than zero sympathy for Grimes, what did you expect?

Timmy sure loves those nepo babies. I’m starting to think he’s not as amazing as the internet makes him out to be. 

They’re probably drug users who hate taxes. That’s all a libertarian is today.

I look at Britney’s tiktok and reports of her behaviors, and I want to see a woman understandably “acting out” after a long and unjust conservatorship. At other times I see a crazed billionaire with trailer park tastes writhing for the camera in a deranged and upsetting manner, who would likely benefit from…