One of my closest friends went to high school with Hilaria/Hilary and so “Hilaria Baldwin fake accent” has been a phrase that I’ve periodically entered into Google for the past 8 years. Her grift has been a through line in conversations with my friend group since she first made headlines as Alec Baldwin’s fiance. I…

My step sister does this. Born and raised in the US but has a husband from South America and will sometimes talk in a way that could make you think English is her second language.

That is even more understandable to me than Hilaria.

The kids basically only look like him. I don’t think a DNA test is necessary. 

I’m pretty sure she didn’t live in Spain other than during summers growing up (which isn’t nothing). After NYU I believe she has a pretty documented history as a yoga teacher in NYC - so I’m not buying that she didn’t know who he was. 

That is what she does, I’ve noticed. It’s a lot of tip toeing around things to give you the impression. “I came to NYU from Spain... my family lives in Spain” would make any person think that you are from Spain. But of course, what she means, is that she was visiting Spain for a few weeks before she returned to the…

He has full framed photos of tattooed skin from dead people in his house and drives around in a pink mini cooper, so yes I would agree with that.

My thoughts too. 

So, I think they photoshopped photos? I know one of my partner’s former students was used in some of the rowing pics.

Did anyone notice Yosef’s not so subtle homophobic issue with the date? He brought up that the men were all together when the stripping happened. I think home boy’s real issue was that men were scantily clad amongst other men. No homo, Joseph, no homo. Take your pearl clutching faux moral thinly veiled homophobia elsew…

Killer Keith insults. “Dough boy” is so perfect.

Totally team Bonnie. Mark is tough for me sometimes. 

Yeah, he was constantly preying on under aged girls. One of his proudest moments apparently was a threesome with a mom and her daughter. 

Oh man... I could tell you some stories about several bands listed in this article. I was in a weird, kind of exploitive relationship with a guy in high school and so I was very much in the scene from the 2004-2007 era in Vegas. I was close with several local bands who were always “on the verge” of making it and some…

I don’t think she was drunk every time. Also, that isn’t an excuse.

When I first started reading I thought “ugh must we give her any coverage at all?” but I actually think bringing up her documented racism in a time that she’s trying to rehabilitate her image is important.

This isn’t the point... but would we call her a “zoomer”? Please read that in the Hugh Grant voice after hearing the “the chubby girl?”.

You’re not going to mention the fabric of the shirt? I don’t think that can be excused either!

I really appreciate your reason for loving Sutton. 

The fact that there is a GoFundMe to relocate her salon is hilarious to me. She’ll be fucking fine, the salon is in one of the Trumpiest parts of SF. The Marina girls won’t give two shits about this and will happily return when they can.