I don’t even like Star Wars and I wanted that game.

Star Wars 1313, anyone?

Oh no, not again.

Ahhh! Woooh! What’s happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What’s my purpose in life? What do I mean by who am I? Okay okay, calm down calm down get a grip now. Ooh, this is an interesting sensation. What is it? Its a sort of tingling in my... well I suppose I better start finding names for things. Lets call it a...…

Are those cheekbones even real?! Holy crap. I see all these gorgeous women and the only comment I’m making is about this guys nearly flawless face. The genetics fairy gave you an extra dollop of daaaamn dude.

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Just found this in my folders, I figure it's a perfect match for this nice fella.

"before devolving into the even more impractical gunblades as the simple and elegant design of actual practical swords was lost in absurdest gimmickry"

That Dol Guldur scene in the last movie made for a great Dark Souls movie...but wasn't so great in a Hobbit film.

Or get rid of the elitist attitude. You are the perfect example as to why that community sucks balls.

He is forgiven for his shitty form by way of emasculating banter and shitty 1 handed half pushups.

Like two honey baked hams.

At first when you said "particularly choice excerpts", I was afraid you were being sarcastic and I was cringe-reading. And then I got very happy. Terry Crews for President.

These two.

Amazing.

The only thing that bums me out about all this is how the Civil War will be handled without Spider-Man. I'm sure it'll still be awesome, but Spider-Man's involvement really led the forefront of the event for me. From his public unmasking to this moment he had with Captain America:

they did one a while ago under the older regular playarts line, decent sculpting on everything, there was a AC version, and one based on the original game artwork at one point as well. It was back when they came out with Reno, which I am STILL waiting patiently many MANY years now for them to make a Rude for him to…

Dune. Arrakis. Dessert planet.