Making a cat dance for one's life partner goes beyond the physical realm of pleasure. Slightly lifting a cat to a semi standing position and wiggling it to music is the most intimate experience two humans can share.
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I can't help nut laugh over someone who would actually write a post claiming all European Lagers suck based on Amstel Light and Heineken. If you even understood the basic facts of beer making in Europe you would understand that virtually every city/town/ and even some villages throughout mid-Europe all brew their own…
Don't you mean #FISTworldproblems? I'll see myself out (slams door).
To think, this comment thread started with sexy dancing Barney and then got better.
Do you two have some kind of beef that predates this thread? Of all the slang slung throughout this comment section, why is yours getting so much heat? *mind boggles*
Husband empties the diaper pail - I'll empty his diapers, ooh la la. I mean, whatever that means.
Are you talking like "bowl of cereal" Breakfast dishes? Because any blow job giver worth their weight in salt can get the job done faster than supper dishes.
"I'm not some kind of beer-rocket scientist."
only carefully placed thermite charges could have broken a man's ribs in the manner seen here
I left the donut shop with a regular maple and came home to a creme filled.
Most dudes go home and beat off after pretty much any encounter with a female. I've been flying half-mast all day since the drive-thru lady asked if I wanted a receipt.
This is the same dude who got Cyborg to choke him out during an interview. My guess is he goes home and beats off after he gets a female MMA fighter to attack him.
Husband: Um, can I tell people that our love burned too bright and too quickly? Kind of a Candle in the Wind deal?
You're right.
3 kitchens and I didn't see 1 lunch pail. smh
"...You know, now that I think about it, I probably would have been a lot less angry if I had this guy's real estate agent."