Questlove is reaching badly.

Hmmm... the premise that the US was the "ultimate profite[eer]" from the entire Atlantic slave trade cannot be true for multiple reasons — not least because the majority of the slaves shipped never went to the US.

For a fraternal group with no Greek letters in their name, ISIS do seem like pretty bad guys.

"...fought in wars, killed people and/or degraded others"

"It shouldn't take more than ONE, assholes! But more than TWENTY?!"

Haha.... what an appealing dose of symmetry:

"What it seems to me is she's commenting specifically about individuals she's having problems with and not entire groups of people as a whole..."

I never thought I'd say this to a Beets post, but please do expand.

Absolutely. The charter fees on Rick Ross' boat needs alone would be a nice income stream. And when did "Big Pimpin" come out? Like fifteen years ago?

Yeah, thanks. Fun read. On the one hand, I was hoping for more awfulness. On the other hand... it's Luke Russert. The line to throw stuff is way longer than I feel like waiting in. I mean c'mon: you chose the only example that wholly undercut your own premise. Why?!?

"Trashy bitch" "...standing with the people" "Guilty of misappropriating black culture..."?

Well shoot - pass along a couple of similarly egregious headlines/stories and I'll be first in line to chuck a few stones their way.

Well now — "what you've learned" from the UVA/RS fiasco would make an interesting piece.

There's another "objectively false" case? Oh boy. Is RS gonna do a sequel?

Here's hoping you find help with yours. If you pull out your little thesaurus, you'll find the closest synonym for all that drivel is "high school kicked my ass, and I'm still suffering"

That eagle eye for copy-editing could be put to good use at Gawker Media. Like pretty much anywhere.

Amy Pascal doesn't do breakfast or lunch? I think even the recent e-mail record would indicate otherwise.

Oh, be honest... you hate sooooo much more than that. Get it all out - it'll do you good. Here's two hints for your list: ("My D_d." "M_n in general")

The data were collected in 1996. Given the steady long-term downtrend shown in the DOJ's study on campus sexual assaults earlier this month, it's not much of a data point to cite when talking about current conditions — unless it's in the service of a broader policy agenda (however admirable it may be), and unless one…

Hey, congrats on the new thesaurus. Christmas come early this year for ya?