He and Pascal co-chair, actually. And if the intent is to establish some sort of old-boy stranglehold on things, per the OP, I'm not sure the son of Jewish refugees from Nazi Germany is quite the best example?

"... feels like it was recorded exclusively to be played at regional hockey games."

Haha... you've concocted an analogy nearly as graceless and unfortunate as Anna Merlan's "apology" tweet. A fitting tribute. (It might be more apt to say Anna upended a tableful of food, screeching "I didn't order this!!"... then bit the waiter's head off when he showed her bill confirming her order.)

In what parallel universe do you leap from "she makes an ugly apology" to "Robby Soave is my role model"?

"Pulled down after moments?"

After the first WaPo article, the journalist that Anna had mocked repeated Tweeted that he was glad the incident hadn't happened as described. Anna's response:

They're committed to a caring and partner-centric view of sexuality?

Whoever could have such a ridiculous idea? Certainly not anyone who read Anna's xmas shopping guide ("Gifts for the Card-Carrying Man Hater").

The DOJ has a major long-term report on college sexual assault/rape out this month — I have yet to see any reference to it here on Jezebel, oddly:

I think the phrase you're looking for is "Board of Directors," but points for reaching out into new areas of enquiry (and for the unwitting entertainment).

You're confusing Sandberg and Meyer. For future reference:

"But every once in a while, one turns out to be Eliot Rodger, and that's enough to make them ALL terrifying."

In fairness, I think dismissing a mass murder in 1989 as the work of internet trolls is probably legit. So is a killing by a self-confessed pedophile who left handwritten suicide notes, but no online footprint whatever.

Options abound — but the classic stock version remains the most popular, and rightly so.

"Sony Pictures is run by wealthy cis males, not vagina-having [women]..."

"threats involving the publicizing of their personal information..."

"You realize the statement was about PREGNANCY, not live births, right?"

Hey, let's cut the kid some slack. Do you have any idea how hard it must be to get good offshore banking as a US-domiciled minor with the last name "Islam"?

No one gives a shit about your (lady)boner, Erin.