ALL THE STARS

I’m a trans man. Here is my personal opinion. They say everyone should be seperated because ‘men in dresses’ are going to prey upon women. Who is going to prey upon women? Predatory cisgender men. Though of course they also are bigoted against us. They are, at the root of it, admitting to the world whether or not they…

As a Christian I usually don’t like the Devil to win but this time

thanks. just seeing this story has really fucked with me. shouldn’t let it but I feel like I’m back at that family party and everyone is like “just act normal, ignore him if you don’t like that he is here” and me and my cousins are in the corner pretending he isn’t there and trying to make things not awkward while…

Dammit, don’t you hate it when you turn down Molestation Avenue when you really meant to hang a left on Not Being a Fucking Monster Lane? Goddamn MapQuest, I tell you what...

WHAT ARE HELL

I totally read “get a bodybuilder’s pecs” instead of what you wrote and was about to ask what you you were using. And perhaps suggest the ingredients need to be reported to somewhere official. Unless you got the pecs because the package or jars were soo difficult to open every time? AND THEN. Well I reread your…

I’d like to point out that the bubbles in that cup of tea look suspiciously like a skull 💀

I actually have a pretty darn flat stomach, am slender, and 99% of those jeans make me look like a sack of fat tied with rubber bands. Fuck those jeans. I vote we steal them all in the dead of night and make one hell of a bonfire.

Fuck this shit.

VOGUE CAN’T MAKE US DO ANYTHING.

these low-rise jeans demand confidence, strategy—and let’s be honest, some crunches

I think between the three of us, we've found a niche in the market. And as we all know, weddings are big business! I'm going to put a downpayment on a house now, because this is a surefire goldmine.

DAMN GURL UR BODY IS BANGIN