A Cuban eating Chinese popcorn treated with chemicals the were probably manufactured in South Korea. That's probably the most "Miami" story I've read in a long time that doesn't involve cannibals or cocaine. Lordy, I miss Miami sometimes. I live further North nowadays and Orange County just doesn't have the same level…

Not restaurant, but food related:

"The moment is weirdly fraught"

Hero/Glutton, whatever.

Authorities don't like giving up power.

Maybe if it wasn't wheat bread...

Yeah, it's pathetic. I've yet to encounter a problem with this since I'm pretty new, but every now and then one of the managers reminds us of the policy if people don't get notes and they feel too guilty telling people to go home until they get it.

THIS IS MURICAAA WE DON NEED UR FANCY SHAMANCY EUROPEON PHILOSPHY LIKE RESPECT FOR BASIC HUMAN DECENCY OR EMPATHY TO OTHERS SITUATIONS.

Again: at least. Also, no, we don't have paid sick days. Seriously, we're fucked and I'd love to get the flying hell out of this country.

Seriously? Non American here, but you DON'T have paid sick leave as standard? Also what the shit... 3 days? In Au we get something like 2 weeks a year + 4 weeks annual leave. Jesus christ America needs to pull it's socks up.

How does it happen, you ask? It happens because America is a land of exceptionalism where our workers are blessed by GOD and never, ever get sick. And when they do get sick it is proof that they are the minions of Satan and deserve all the bad things that happen to them. That's how it happens in the land of the…

It shouldn't be that hard to get the guns out of your hands if you are at the state fair. All that corny dog grease.

LOL THIS IS THE BEST

If I'm in a restaurant or something I usually ask for directions to the "ladies", but definitely in somebody's house I always ask for the "loo". Probably because most people's houses have a "family bathroom" with the bath or shower in it, and a separate downstairs toilet for visitors. I would feel like if I asked for…