Given that you have to provide an actual paper script and receive exactly one month’s worth of pain meds at a time, this would hardly be ideal for Amazon to get into (at least that sector of the market).

I would love to have my pills delivered via Prime. Alas, they’re pain meds, so it’s the monthly trip to one pharmacy I go.

Well, fuck him. HOpefully instructions are unclear and his dick gets stuck in a ceiling fan. Clearly you deserved better.

I’m so sorry. You won’t get over it, but in time, you will be able to get through it. We’re stronger than we ever know. Vent here if you need it, many hugs from a grey Jezebel stranger.

I was ungrayed in BCO, and I think I’m ungrayed in a few other places, but jezebel is where I’d like to not be anonymous for a change. :/

My husband is fucking appalled at this. He was appalled that Roe v. Wade actually had to be a thing at all. This makes him furious, not the least of which that another pregnancy could literally fucking kill me, on top of the four I’ve already had (all C-sections, I’m 46, blah blah blah). Haven’t gotten around to…

Can confirm. They are just as accurate as the 7-15 dollar ones.

Is it common for men to then be called a stuck-up bitch or to fuck off because they don’t want to rearrange their faces to please a stranger?

Hello, fellow transcriptionist. How many dashes to indicate incomplete words or sentence changes, and commas afterward? So, so many, when transcribing Trump. So many.

I have two kids that are naturally blond and blonde, blue eyed and green eyed, respectively, and one strawberry blonde kid with hazel eyes. She’s not nearly as fucking exclusive, special, rare, endangered, or important as she thinks. Signed, a brunette married to a redhead with no natural blond/blondes in the…

My car has paint different enough to qualify as two tone - matte on the hood, roof, and trunk, glossy elsewhere (392 SRT).

I just have to chime in here and say that I was incredibly disappointed when Hannibal was canceled because that show was an absolute feast for the eyes and the mind (disturbing content notwithstanding).

Silly me, I was freaking out because I’d had six X-rays, four CTs, and a nuclear bone scan within the span of a year. Now I’m discovering that I could have had 5,000 to 10,000 x-rays and been just fine? Yup, k.

We were all standing on our roofs - when we weren’t staring aghast at the pool, wondering how to get a foot of ash out it. The mother in law lives off Yosemite and was watering her roof for hours. Scary stuff, but also something that happened regularly. :(

Former Simi Valleyite here. Lived there for 1971 to 2004!

Why are contraceptives so god damn important to them? Fuck’s sake, I’ve been married almost 30 years with four kids. I’m 47. Another pregnancy could kill me. Let me guess, they want to outlaw sterilization, too? Because it’s GOD’S WILL that I have another kid I don’t want, can’t afford, am too old to deal with…

Is it...is it bad I want to see the rest of the exchange? If only to put into perspective some truly upsetting email correspondence between me and my own dad recently?

“No one ever came to me and told me stories I considered authentic enough to follow up on, therefore I have my concerns about this. If they’d proven their stories beyond a reasonable doubt to me, then I would believe it.” /eyeroll

The problem is, we all suffer along with them.

Back in late 2014, when MisterDisco had been out of a job for 18 months and money was almost gone, he got a job offer for the DC area. Which was great, except we lived in north Idaho. So we scraped up the money, begged/borrowed from family, and got all ready to go...when a job offer came in from Seattle. There was…