And this afternoon, he proclaimed it to be Columbus Day. Because it hasn’t been Columbus Day for, like, decades. THIS IS A NEW THING GUISE JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW I’M PROCLAIMING IT

Even if he knew exactly who threw the bottle, what’s the bus driver supposed to do? Let a clearly irate adult man onto the bus so he can go HAM on some fuckin’ kid doing something stupid? Yeah, that’d go over real well with the kid’s parents, as well as the bus driver’s employer.

I don’t even honk any more. I used to, when I drove my beater old Ram, but now I have a car I’m kinda partial to keeping nice. The last thing I want is some rando asshole kicking a dent in my door because god forbid, I impugned his precious manhood by not being patient enough at a green light for him to finish…

Eh, it’s more knowing you can, not necessarily that you should.

Hey, I see no reason to go AWWW YISS IMMA RACECAR DRIVER HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS. I’m perfectly secure in myself to say, “Yep, this is a whole lotta car for a suburban housewife so I’m very careful driving it.” :P

Exactly why I didn’t want to do it. If I wanted a supercharged 392, I would have gone with the GD Hellcat and been done with it.

I have a 392 SRT (2016) and the husband is bugging me to put a supercharger on it. I told him to get his own fucking sportscar and mod it. I can barely handle this one.

I agree on fixes. We have insurance through the husband’s employer. It’s $590 a month for us with a $12,000 deductible and then 20% after that (for a family of six). However, the other $590 a month is paid for by his employer. This is a smallish company that contracts for the federal government so I’m sure that’s…

I have three daughters. Something along the lines of, “Most men are decent human beings, like your dad and your brother. Some, though, are vile pieces of shit. Put up with no crap from them at any time in your life.”

“I’m a guy and I never pee standing up (unless there is absolutely no other choice). It’s impossible to make yourself completely dry afterwards. sorry/tmi”

I wonder how these guys would react if you explained the basic biology to them that as men age, their testosterone drops and their estrogen levels go up?

Because birth control is a woman’s problem. Not a man’s. They don’t have to deal with it, therefore it’s not a problem, and most certainly does not need to be paid for or supplied in any fashion.

Having had a hoarder aunt, I can objectively tell you there’s a difference between having a messy house and a filthy house. Clothes and dishes and papers and toys? Yeah, that’s messy. Trails between the boxes and towering piles of newspapers and 6 year old Pepsis and mice nests? Yeah, that’s filthy. I think…

Seven weeks. Eesh. When they’re crawling and walking (like your 14 month old story), they bop, whack, bang, strike, drag, and whallop their noggins on everything no matter how much you watch them like a hawk.

Also a major parenting nightmare - when they get an injury and you do know how it happened.

Shit, if I was watching said baby, I would make a phone call on their cell telling them I accidentally dropped their baby and I think I’m gonna take him to the hospital, just to be sure, this is the place where I’ll be going, I’ll pay the bill, meet me there, OK?

thank you for the clarification, and I’m tremendously sorry for your loss.

I think after what he endured, and what he did, and what he’s having to see go down now, Obama has earned the right to be blissed out 24/7 on the most top-shelf shit there is. I know I would.

It’s, like, I can see what he’s trying to say but it comes out all wrong and baffling and stupid.

Can confirm idiot tourists around wild animals, but was Yellowstone, and the guy was within ten feet of a FUCKING BLACK BEAR on the side of the road. We were going nuts inside the car, yelling at him to get away.