You know he’s gonna go off-script. And the media will capture every last bit of it. And I’ll read the transcript and cringe because I canNOT listen to that man and his meandering, abrupt sentence-changing, compulsively-repetitive yakyakking.

His supporters find the clusterfuck funny because it upsets normal people, i.e., you and me, since we’re librul cuck MAGA whateverflakes and that is what is most important to them, more than anything. Not clean air and water, not food that is fit to eat, not whittling down corruption in government, not equitable…

“Rocket Man”

Classy, dignified, bursting with gravitas befitting the office of the President of the United States!

Not to mention a 15 year old boy shot his best friend and a few others at a high school in Spokane. /yawn/

Mine, too. And I just bought a 392 SRT, but gotDAYUM, 650hp?

Can we talk about shreddy toilet paper? Super soft toilet paper that leaves shreds and bits in every crack and crevice that you own? WHO LIKES THAT KIND OF TOILET PAPER WHYYYY

This is something I really envy about my husband. He can be on the toilet, I can be sitting on the floor, leaning against the tub, and he’ll be pooping and grunting and flushing while we carry on a conversation about our day.

Oh, my god, I WISH I COULD.

Can we have a moment of ass-kicking for the fragile, delicate flowers of femininity who have deemed the toilet ever-so-disgusting and too nasty to put their precious butts on it...

I had to explain to my 19 year old son the Russian collusion situation. (He asked, bless his heart.)

Something that makes me a bit happy is knowing that no matter how much she spends on her clothing, or name-drops said clothing brand names, or tries to set her up as better-than-thou because taxes...

A banana, eh. They’ve got their own wrappers.

Because he’s going senile, and so the joke is new and fresh to him every time?

One particular surgery I had, the surgeon had hands like a god damn gorilla (a plastic surgeon, but I digress.)

Yes, that one who insists on increasing the volume as the rest of the choir - who can actually sing - tries desperately to drown her out.

KatsPurpleDiscoBall can assemble meals for seven on short notice with chicken nuggets, green beans, macaroni and cheese, and the occasional salad with extra flair. She’ll definitely be available for ambassadorship to Italy, where she will hone her ability to make a quick hamburger-based spaghetti bolognese. She once…

The “thwock” sound when they lift it out is something I’ll never forget. That, and the husband turning white. By the 4th section, he was a pro at it. But the first one? Yeah, allll kinds of firsts for us.

I’m sitting on the couch on the heating pad right now, because like a moron, I thought I was having a “good day”, and figured I could vacuum one level of the house without too much damage.

14 is not a young child. If my son - at 14 - did something like this, or even watched and didn’t stop it, the beating that would land him the hospital would probably land me in jail. Protecting these kids only sends the message that the little boy isn’t worth enough to prosecute those assholes to the full extent of…