I’ve eaten at Trump Hotel in DC. Steven Mnuchin was there one time while we had lunch. Were they in some private back room or something, or did I miss where they were having dinner? (I honestly don’t know, if they were having a sooper sekrit dinner in the White House, then yeah it was leaked. If it was at BLT…

Could it be that you’re growing weary of the relentless normalization of crazy that our government has become?

Yes, of course, killing her was the only option he had, unlike divorce, counseling, separation, or walking the fuck away until he got control of himself.

I’ve told my daughters that there is something to be said for the fact that half the population can literally kill us with their bare hands.

Ever noticed how women are always being castigated for having too many feels and being emotional?

She committed the crime of being unfuckable. Which is apparently the worst sin any woman can commit.

I bought a leather MK hobo style bag several years ago on ebay because I liked the super thick, velvety leather. It was made incredibly well, and other than the piping on the straps starting to crack (eh, it happens), it was a solid bag. I immediately stowed away the giant gaudy medallion because no, no, and nope.

Thanks for the advice we didn’t ask for, brochacho. Really.

*hearty laugh*

Yes. AMERICA FIRST

I will never not find that funny.

I take great joy in knowing that Trump can fire director after director, disrupt special prosecutors, and play at all kinds of fuckery but...

The thing is, every time Trump tweets something stupid or says something stupid in an interview (which is to say: every time), Mueller heaves an exasperated sigh, pulls out his legal pad, jots something down, gets on the phone, and asks, “Do we have an agent who can cover this? Add it to the roster.”

As a former native Californian myself (born there! 33 years! represent! blarg blarg) who lived through the Northridge quake, I’m wondering how well that place will hold up to another pogostick event like that quake. Which wasn’t even that bad, apparently.

That is the point. Contrary to what you might believe, not all women are consumed with the “Oh, noes, what will menz think of me?” when they make a major or even minor change to their appearance. Sometimes they do things just because...they want to? You know, like people do.

Even colder plot twist:

Fine for them. They can think whatever they want. I didn’t get my tattoos, piercings, funky hair colors, or anything else for other men. I do it please myself. I know that’s hard to follow and even harder to swallow, but the sooner you get around the notion that womenfolk don’t always do things for your express…

And pissing off anyone who isn’t a dyed in the wool, redblooded, true ‘murikan (preferably white, Christian, male, and from the South). Because reasons reasons payback reasons.

Oh, yes, gay folks are just the woooorst. Wanting marriage and to live their lives in peace and maybe adopt children. I mean, how fucking dare they demand to be treated as equal human beings? The very notion! /rocks indignantly in rocking chair, muttering MAGA over and over/

Remember, the only thing they care about is pissing off liberals in return for the perceived injustices they have suffered at the hands of bitches, brown people, and fags*.