Hell, the White House maids are probably selling it to witches who are using it for less-than-savory purposes.

My miscarriage at 11 weeks was basically a very heavy period. I didn’t even have more cramping than usual.

I miss them too. When I want a beauty fix, I head over to Makeup Alley and read the reviews instead.

You say “hysterectomy” like it’s a minor thing. It’s not.

OMG me too. I’m afraid it’s all squinty and goofy and redfaced and deeply embarrassing.

Oh, Bible Betty would hate me. I regularly do yard work in a bikini (why jack up my tan?), and sometimes trot down to the mailbox in it to get my mail. I’m reasonably covered up, no “illegal bits” showing, she can go fuck herself.

Sure, Christmas, also Easter and Halloween, among others.

I make a point of saying, when folks point to Leviticus for their reasoning about homosexuality, that they’d better never wear mixed fibers either. I usually get a blank look. Hey, if you’re going to quote Old Testament law, you better know all Old Testament law, buckos.

This shit is why I tell our kids to keep our pagan activities, such as they are, totally on the downlow. We’re in an area with a lot of Catholics. I’m an atheist anyway, I just like burning candles, and incense, and wearing bikinis with Ouija boards on them. Speaking of which, the kids are conversant with the Ouija…

Ah, yes, the days of the E-ticket!

Oh, yes, I certainly don’t go to any Disney parks because of LGBTQ folks there.

Which, in the book, was a fairly common occurrence. I remember the line, “It was a shredder, after all” in reference to Janine’s baby. :(

My fingerprints were taken several years back for a SoCal CCW permit (SoCal is an important distinction, or was, back then).

^ Truth. I actually really love fancy chickens..^

“I’m not sure what the point was but I am sure it is socially acceptable to fry up a chicken and serve it at a picnic. Fried fetus may lead to you ruining Fourth of July (again)“

Hot spooning for the win. Protip - never EVER do this on your face, particularly your nose. The skin is very thin ,and it will blister, then pop and leave a scab. :(

I have a MB Pro with the touchbar. I generally use it for emojis for texts, which is a piss poor adaptation of its utility. It took some getting used to for volume and brightness, but now it’s second nature. Humans are amazingly adaptable.

Yar, don’t talk for me, Mr. Orange Fuckstick. I’m an atheist to the core.

“Maaaaybe, I’ll tell you about it...tomorrow.”

I wonder if this fuck is familiar with the phrase “Dasein ohne Leben.”