None of us need your “male perspective”. Just like us laydeez been hearin’ about rape since we were 12 years old, so, too, have we been lectured about how “easy” it is to not get pregnant.

Step 1: Keep cock in pants.

Ah, so it’s all on the women, then. The guys that were screwing them are, as usual, off scot-free?

“She” and “her”...as if there wasn’t a man in the equation contributing to half of that precious, precious babby-in-the-womb.

Well, it’s very easy to pontificate about major life changing situation when the possibility of those situations never ever occurring to you is nil.

So what about me? Getting pregnant again could literally kill me. Literally.

That hypothetical woman would be me. I’ve had four children, five pregnancies (one ended in miscarriage). All planned, all C-sections due to various issues. I have so much scar tissue that my uterus could literally split apart at the “seam” were I to get pregnant again. I assiduously take the pill on a continuous…

Welp, you’re either the frigid bitch who won’t fuck him or the slutty whore who does.

*raises hands in air*

Well, there’s always greige, which I used to hate and now love because it literally goes with damn near everything.

Doesn’t everyone take a bathroom selfie with the unfortunately-placed toilet?

Seriously, Trump supporters I have talked to DGAF about South Korea, as long as “we’re” safe. No big deal if other countries take the hit, we got to take out our big toys and blow some shit up WOOOHOOOOOOO

Because he can’t make money in North Korea, and the likelihood of the mainland being attacked is lower?

“How hard could being the President be?”

Do you ever feel like we’re living in a “...factors leading to...” paragraph in the history books? I do, more uncomfortably ever than before. :(

Russia? LOOK AT NORTH KOREA OK GUISE LOOK OVER HERE NOTHING TO SEE ABOUT RUSSIA

Well, that’s OK as long as good, strong, patriotic Americans aren’t being killed, MAGA and all that shit. South Korea can totally be the body we hide behind, right?

I can’t count how many of my straight women friends have justified staying with a shitty guy or just a guy she doesn’t really like anymore simply because he doesn’t abuse her in some fashion. Said guy may not be an abuser but he is indeed benefiting from abusive men’s behavior and rape culture.

Honest to god, it’s complicated enough that you will find yourself questioning even that scene when you get there.

“Some girls may wear the same dress, but due to body types, one dress may be acceptable while the other is not.” Excuse you?