“I don’t like your usage of crass language to make a statement, therefore your statement is invalid.”

This is like that asshole guy who always says shitty things, and when you get predictably upset, sneers, “God, it was just a joke, you’re so sensitive.”

Ah, yes, the old head rest grab. Snatch a handful of hair sometimes too, when they’re really not paying attention.

Our mattress is literally 12 years old and it wasn’t that awesome when we bought it (think under $1000). I’ve been demanding a new one for a while now, with MisterDisco having a lumbar fusion and me having three neck fusions. Somehow, it keeps getting passed over.

You know what my reaction to someone being childfree is?

RED IS THE POWER COLOR

That constant refrain of “No one’s better than me at _________.”

Another day, another misspelling. Hell, I have more accurate spelling when I’m texting my kids to tell them to take out the damn dog.

It’s getting normal, though. The fact that the man now leaves on Thursday afternoon to spend the “weekend” in Florida seems to elicit a bare yawn from most folks.

READ THIS BLANK BOOK ABOUT WHY YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR DEMOCRATS, AM I NOT CLEVER? /looks around for applause/

yes, snowflake, MAGA, you lost, crybabies, get over it, libtards, libruls, brain dead, Socialists, destroy MUH COUNTRY, move if you don’t like it...

You know what I hope for? That Barron manages to escape the clutches of this family and becomes a pro bono lawyer for social causes or something.

I’m sure there was a contingent of “Fuck yeah, light ‘em up” bumping those ratings, though.

Not that I feel one iota of a fuck for her, but I wonder if she’s gonna have to pay for that nudge later on?

The fact that folks in your location are more worried about the idiot we have in the White House versus the crazy that they have up North is sobering in the extreme.

I concur, but lean toward pie.

I feel like we’re living in a “factors leading to” paragraph in the history books. Apologies if someone else has already said this.

I’ve got plenty of friends and family on the West Coast that could possibly suffer, even though I’m in DC.

Like, literally why bother with phone calls or diplomatic visits when you can totes run the world in 140 characters or less.

God dammit I just bought a house.