I went to PP twice in Spokane, WA when I was broke and needed birth control pills and a Pap smear.

Why would insurance become cheaper when this latest piece of shit allows insurance companies to charge 30% more if there’s a lapse of two or more months in coverage? God forbid you should lose your job and have to decide between the rent and insurance.

That and they can eat a metric buttload of ticks makes possums A-OK in my book.

Psshhht I get can a used Etienne Aigner purse on ebay for a third of that. Or Tignanello if I want to go with a really well-made, more obscure brand.

Well, they’ll be easy to spot then, wearing her overpriced, poorly-made, tacky shit. And that’s not political sour grapes... a lot of her stuff looks to be copied from other designers, but rendered in crappy fabrics (rayon, et al) with indifferent tailoring.

Oh, god, that cottony pulling feeling...

Riiight, because past history never dictates future performance...

Rich, I suggest you hit up a jimjilbang (Korean spa) and really expand your horizons!

You’re an idiot?

“Serve”.

“wypipo” made me laugh so inappropriately hard and simultaneously jet lemon-laced water through my nose. Ow.

Oh my god, slime and oobleck (cornstarch-based) are now forbidden in my house. I’m done with buying glue and shaving cream, and I’m done cleaning up cornstarch in my dark-cabineted-and-countered kitchen.

That and they have a habit of stealing shit out of people’s suitcases. One baggage screener in Spokane was stealing prescription drugs for quite some time before they landed on her. Part of the reason my purse gets heavier and heavier every time I fly. I’m considering switching over to a not-so-fashionable backpack…

I would definitely appreciate not having a TSA worker give me an invasive pat-down with her hands under my breasts, then hocking them up and making a *boop!* sound as she did so.

I had to have a repeat fusion after one of them failed. I’ve said it before, but I’m pretty sure having an iPhone 6 wouldn’t have affected the cost of the implants alone which were billed at $27,000. The entire surgery was nearly double that. This is why HSAs piss me off so much - if I could afford to put away…

I am so very sorry for your loss. {random hugs from an Internet stranger but no less heartfelt}

Honestly, it’s ok to be “selfish” (and you’re NOT being selfish by any stretch of the imagination). The fact that he understands and is supportive is far less than many other SOs would be able to provide. <3

I was thinking the same thing; lost one at 11 weeks and it was horrible. I can’t imagine second trimester and I send her all the love in the world.

{{{Please accept hugs from an internet stranger.}}}