Riiight, because past history never dictates future performance...

Rich, I suggest you hit up a jimjilbang (Korean spa) and really expand your horizons!

You’re an idiot?

“Serve”.

“wypipo” made me laugh so inappropriately hard and simultaneously jet lemon-laced water through my nose. Ow.

Oh my god, slime and oobleck (cornstarch-based) are now forbidden in my house. I’m done with buying glue and shaving cream, and I’m done cleaning up cornstarch in my dark-cabineted-and-countered kitchen.

That and they have a habit of stealing shit out of people’s suitcases. One baggage screener in Spokane was stealing prescription drugs for quite some time before they landed on her. Part of the reason my purse gets heavier and heavier every time I fly. I’m considering switching over to a not-so-fashionable backpack…

I would definitely appreciate not having a TSA worker give me an invasive pat-down with her hands under my breasts, then hocking them up and making a *boop!* sound as she did so.

I had to have a repeat fusion after one of them failed. I’ve said it before, but I’m pretty sure having an iPhone 6 wouldn’t have affected the cost of the implants alone which were billed at $27,000. The entire surgery was nearly double that. This is why HSAs piss me off so much - if I could afford to put away…

I am so very sorry for your loss. {random hugs from an Internet stranger but no less heartfelt}

Honestly, it’s ok to be “selfish” (and you’re NOT being selfish by any stretch of the imagination). The fact that he understands and is supportive is far less than many other SOs would be able to provide. <3

I was thinking the same thing; lost one at 11 weeks and it was horrible. I can’t imagine second trimester and I send her all the love in the world.

{{{Please accept hugs from an internet stranger.}}} 

The titanium rods and screws in my neck were billed at $27,000. That’s just the hardware.

The responses of those who cried MEDIA MANIPULATION and LIES ABOUT SIZE are now “We’ll just take the Electoral College win instead” and “Who cares? Get over it!”

I’ve had a few. 1976 Ford Pinto. 1969 Karmann Ghia. 1996 Dodge Durango.

I don’t know how to ask this without sounding like a total dipshit, but with that many baby bodies, did they...kill the babies when they were born, or something? Or was that just an accretion over the years?

They’re also fucking dumb enough to believe that Obama ordered the wiretap “using” the Department of Justice. /headdesk

Here’s the best part - his adherents are saying this is all part of a master strategy to get the MLM riled up and saying he’s full of shit so then he can produce “proof” (likely in the form of the Breitbart article or Levin’s radio show) and made them all look stupid.

I worked in HR. Can confirm that HR doesn’t give a fuck about you, does not have your back, and could give a shit less. Their job is protect the organization. PERIOD