The fact that you even feel the need to ask that question fills me with rage. (not at you, obviously)

I definitely feel you there. All those years I suffered through a “period” (which is actually a chemical bleed) when I didn’t have to! /bangs head/

thank you again! I make chocolate lava cupcakes on the regular, so I end up having both cocoa powder (as referenced in Edgar’s recipe) and unsweetened and semisweet chocolate (as referenced in yours) on the regular.

copy pasted and will be foisted on the girls to try next week. Thank you!

OMG thank you so much! I’m always on the hunt for new brownie recipes (four kids, don’t you know) and this looks perfect! <3

You can’t tease us with a “great recipe for brownies” and not, you know, TELL US THE RECIPE! ;)

I started skipping my placebo week years ago after a disastrous bout with Depo. (never again. never fucking ever)

*ahem* Pewdiepie.

Witness the amazingness that’s Shepard Smith’s rant - that would be Shepard Smith of Fox News.

I work from home as a transcriptionist and it suits me fine. I’m an introvert and I’m good with seeing friends very occasionally, as well as family all the time. I can pick and choose what and when I want to work, so if I get to where I’m sick of the four walls, I take a day off and head to DC to tour the…

Mehr by MAC, maybe? Might be a bit too pink for a neutral but it works as a neutral for me. (Photos culled from Google search of Mehr MAC fair skin)

Those nails bitten to the quick tho

Is this normal? I feel like this is the new normal.

As well as the uncomfortable body shift...

yes, the response is “don’t fuck your husband of 29 years with P-in-V sex, anal or oral only, or get surgically sterilized otherwise you’re just another irresponsible whore.”

I realized, after 12 surgeries, three of them incredibly painful spinal surgeries, that everyone’s notion of pain is different.

“What are all those women in DC marching for again? What rights don’t they have?”

Oof, that stinging burning achy FULL feeling. I remember it well.

Or sometimes you get a panicky fucking phone call from your pharmacist telling you to come in RIGHT NOW and get a replacement pack of pills because your brand has been recalled due to “low levels of hormones inconsistent with preventing pregnancy.” I picked up the pack and a pregnancy test too (I take pills…

Oh, go fuck yourself, Humphrey. Seriously. Go fuck yourself.