Recent spinal surgery precludes me from going (even the possibility of getting knocked around means I could wind up in the hospital again). I will be watching in solidarity from my couch. Have fun, stay safe. I don’t know if the threats from the alt-right are bullshit or the real deal, but either way, bring your…

I SAVE BREAD

Cheap AF. Shocker.

Even just a playful chuck in the balls (like you chuck someone under the chin) would have been enough to knock that shit off its tracks.

MisterDisco grabs my pussy for fun. The way I grab his balls (carefully) for fun.

It gets even better...

Of course it’s unfortunate. Otherwise, it’d be a he said/she said situation and they’re already trying super hard to make her out to be a humorless frigid old ice queen who can’t take a simple fuckin joke already jesus lady.

I second this. It sounds like they were in a political argument, and since he was apparently denied the satisfaction of her nodding and saying, “oh, my god, you’re so right and I was so wrong, thanks for cornering me in my office and making me see the light”, he decided to up the ante with an aggressive and…

Oh, my god, clearly I misunderstood if he was being all playful and shit.

“And zis is how to mek yourself pritty for ze men. Men love a pritty voman.”

What’s interesting is in some of the more right-leaning areas I check out, they think the following (in no particular order):

If one were to become pregnant, and this law were in place, and one were past the 6 weeks mark, if one were sufficiently financially stable to fly to, say, Toronto and attempt to pay cash for an abortion, would one be able to do so?

Watch these fucksticks decide that people can’t be organ donors any more because you’re technically “alive” in the clinical sense when they harvest your organs.

Or if you take continuous birth control like I do because FUCK PERIODS.

The response is generally, “Well, that’s the chance you take when YOU decide to have sex <whore>.”

I say that ALL THE TIME - this is something you will NEVER have to contemplate, NEVER have to worry about, NEVER have to endure, so SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR OPINIONS.

The same men who go on murderous rampages (such as Elliott Rodger) because us uptight whores won’t fuck them?

I said to MisterDisco last night, “We gotta take a break from politics for a little bit, I’m tired of being fuckstarted every day.”

I’m not sure, but I just bought a house in October 2016 with a helluva mortgage attached. I was relying on the MTD to offset taxes, and I’m not still it’s going to affect me if they actually raise the deduction to 24,000 but we’ll see. God forbid anyone get any relief on their taxes but the ooglegoogleillonaires.

I rode dirtbikes for years, and some of the shit the guys would say to me when I raced (harescrambles, kind of like a modified enduro race) would turn your fuckin hair white. So I doubled down on it and put pink kitty ears on my helmet and raced in black and bright pink gear just to piss them off.