It is appropriate to mock someone who dies in an utterly idiotic way.

And me just standing there like an asshole, earbuds in ears, surfing Facebook while idly listening to Hildegard von Bingen. Now you’ve ruined the Metro platform for me forever.

How did you end up flopping around on a lava flow in the first place? What the hell is your problem?

Some people need human shit transplants to replenish beneficial gut bacteria destroyed by C.difficile.

I gotta ask, when they were invited to this meeting, did they really think it was going to be a “Hey, guise, I know you were just doing your jobs and let’s let bygones be bygones” kind of meeting while they ate crudités and sipped champagne?

Not fucking me. I voted for Hillary. She wasn’t perfect, but she was a damn sight better than old pussy-grabbing Trump.

oh god dammit my father-in-law did this with his mother when she stopped eating and drinking (she had advanced senile dementia and was clearly trying to step out) and when the hospital found out they blew a gasket. He didn’t reverse her DNR, he just conveniently omitted it. She lived another 9 fucking months. This…

They champion that which makes them more rich and powerful.

I think the single hardest thing for me to do when all of these awful things come to pass and the rightwing idiots I know start to feel the pressure is NOT bite off my tongue whilst repressing the famous words, “I told you so.”

I ask and I ask, but it never happens.

Yeah, we’re all sour grapes. I’ve read now that his tax “plan” whatever nebulous thing that is will raise taxes on single parent homes and families with a bunch of kids, like mine because of the personal exemption removal.

All the Trumpers and Trumpettes were practically salivating at the thought of what they assumed would essentially be a fucking public humiliation of Hillary. Now they’re really downcast and starting to grumble about Donald “walking back” his promises. I don’t post much political stuff online, but I love reading…

by playing dumb, most likely

They turn into right wing loons because you have to fit in with the family to make sure that your place at the family money teat is assured.

Is he going to wear one of those dreadful red trucker caps emblazoned with the word “Token”? Because that’s what this feels like.

And I live here in DC. :( Sometimes I dearly miss living in the West. But one does what one can to survive.

oh my god I thought the same thing its like we share a brain do you want to get coffee

As an atheist, the creationism side of things is troubling to me. If all the information is presented in a fair manner *gales of laughter* and kids left to make their own conclusions (Christians believe ...., scientists believe ....) then I’d be OK with it.

Starred because that last sentence made me snort coffee cake literally through my nose.

Yet we entrust the care and raising of children to them. I mean, if women are so hysterical and untrustworthy and illogical and well flat-out fuckin CRAY, why do we let our babbies stay with them more or less 24/7, especially if we don’t want her to have an abortion but don’t want to be arsed with raising a child…