I got Tiff, which considering the options I’ll take as a win.

Finally Millennial poverty pays off!

LET ME GUESS YOUR RACE

Says the ‘incredibly nice’ person.

The powers of the worm admirals to protect the Federation are very substantial, and will not be questioned.

More like the press covered their asses and there was no social media when they went into drunken tirades.

We nuked them twice.

“The population breakdown supports this move, not because of hate, but because of relateability.”

Not unlike Alexa Chung herself.

That Channing Tatum dance scene was just so perfect. It made me happy in a way that few movies achieve (or even try for) nowadays. *falls asleep clutching a copy of Singin’ in the Rain.*

If you’re having difficulty telling them apart, just remember that Alden Ehrenreich is the one with screen presence and charisma.

Trump is signalling his heterosexuality, otherwise the guy might find him attractive.

A manic pixie douchebag.

Trick question! The entire Trump clan would go to Smelting’s where they would wear boater hats and smack each other with poles. Or St. Brutus’ Secure Center for Incurable Criminal Boys.

My childhood Weasley was super-buff dragonwrangler Charlie. Tell me more about the burn scars on his muscly arms, JK!

Monica is talking about being diagnosed with endometriosis.

Don’t forget scorned astronauts!

Yes. Feminism will advance when rich women are able to use poor women as incubators for their babies.

I know he doesn’t mean for us to look at his face in those pics but Drake Bell looks like he’s approaching 60.