I believe this is his greatest hit:

UGH, that “bring the tone down” is SO CONDESCENDING. “Don’t get so angry, Black man. Stay in your place.” Ugh, these fuckers. You tell him, Mr. Hastings.

Obama actually kept a sign ON HIS DESK that said “hard things are hard” to keep him focused and even-keeled as he was going out every day and trying to do those hard things without a word of complaint. God do I miss that man.

The Honorable Alcee Hastings (D-Fla.).

I vote we start referring to Paul Ryan as James Taggart. It will hurt hims fee-fees.

I really like your handle. I think this picture fits in nicely with Paul Ryan and Co

I’m beyond relieved. Hubby and I live in Texas and are thinking of starting our family, where the GOP-controlled lege sure as shit won’t determine my health essential and a priority. 

He is! He kept saying they’re having growing pains and figuring it out still, and multiple times said they’d spent the last decade being the opposition party. I’m like this dude clearly doesn’t think anyone actually watches CSPAN

Seriously tho, who’s he gonna blame this latest failure on? The buck NEVER stops with trump, the leader of the “personal responsibility” party. So who is trump gonna blame for his latest fuck up before departing to FL for a weekend of ego stroking and cheating at golf again?

I know, right? “Doing big things is hard.” DOING BIG THINGS IS HARD? Barrack Obama did big things for 8 years and NEVER ONCE DID HE WHINE ABOUT HOW HARD IT WAS.

He is saying that on camera??? Time to start cutting those 2018 anti-republican ads right now for every single one of these fuckers.

I’m sure he’s off for another fun filled, 10 million dollar, workless weekend of cheating at golf in Florida to soothe his aching pride.

Anybody watching Ryan’s press conference? It seems strange how loudly he’s admitting that they spent the last decade as an opposition party and that they haven’t figured out how to actually govern yet. And I’m really not changing his words much. He’s pretty much outright saying “we don’t know how to govern yet, we’re…

It’s from the White House Correspondent’s Dinner, where he ended his little comedic “set” with that mic drop. If I remember correctly, he also said “Obama out.” It was great.

Donald Trump right now:

Let’s not get too excited here.

1. Sure Trump said he wasn’t going to try again if this failed, but since when has that motherfucker been honest about anything?

2. Since it only failed because it was TOO GENEROUS (gag) to attract the support of the Teahadist whackjobs in Congress, if they do try again it will probably…

How about repeal and replace the GOP? Every last one of them.

I like this moment from earlier today.

To all the moronic fuckers who either actively wanted/turned a blind eye to this racist, sexist, xenophobic, and downright vile piece of shit because “he was a strong leader”. Look at your strongman President now, running like the fucking coward he is, unable to get his own Party to vote against the ACA which they…

repeal and replace this administration.