I read that is “rich misogyny.” Snort.

Salma Hayek...and his first move was to have the National Enquirer print a story saying he didn’t want to date her because she’s short (wtf). Then he called her to let her know that was fake news and that he’d be happy to date her. 

Go to a rescue! Cuddle all you want, then talk to the nice staffers about what kind/age of puppy love is best for you.

Can we put together a list of elected officials (past and present) upon whom we can gaze so as to feel that all is not lost:

Such is the power of puppies. Even those heartless GOP bastards couldn’t go through with such a dastardly deed on National Puppy Day.

Oh! I’ve actually had brunch there before. It’s fine. Not my favorite, but also not Twitter-rant worthy.

And how exacting could her order be ? We’re talking about someone uncouth enough to have Chardonnay with a burger, for God’s sake! Everyone knows to pair Pinot Noir with a burger.

To cover his ass completely.

When you’re a descendant of Georgiana Cavendish, Duchess of Devonshire, that’s a pretty high bar for Camilla to aspire to. Impossibly high, I’d think.

But Diana had a LOT more aristocratic British blood in her than Charles.

Oh, I wish I remembered! Probably a royal documentary where they interview their friends and family from the time. There’s one where a socialite who grew up with Camilla givees a lot of information about when they first dated. His cousins have shared A LOT in them, too. The story I know: Camilla was on a break with…

Diana to accept such an impressive suitor

It’s not “like she forgot she was famous,” so much as she was using her fame to try to bring down this restaurant. I’ve seen other non-A list stars try to use their fan base to either get better service or to get a response for bad service, and that seems like what this is.

All I want in life is to have enough power that people consider my bullshit opinions as “news”.

My takeaway is that she and her friends really really like burgers, butter lettuce and truffle fries.

This all makes total sense and I’ve never heard it broken down like this before.. The impact of Mountbatten’s assassination by the IRA can’t be overstated, really. It was gravely traumatic for the whole country if not the world — IIRC, the most high-profile casualty of the Troubles, perhaps along with Ross McWhirter.

Um, wow. That’s a substantial amount of information about the topic. That’s amazing. Thanks for this write up.

Charles and Diana’s pairing came about for much the same reason people have disaster sex - the need for human closeness and comfort during a tough time.

Patricia Mountbatten is more than a family friend. She’s Prince Philip’s first cousin, and the daughter of Philip’s beloved uncle Louis, Earl Mountbatten of Burma.