“Even Bush, not the brightest lamp in the room, at least had enough sense and self-awareness to talk like an adult most of the fucking time.”

Which should cause them to crumble like a vamp on Buffy.

It’s the beauty of low expectations. He acted like a big boy for almost an hour, so...

• So much this: “When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. I’m beginning to believe it.” As quoted in Clarence Darrow for the Defense (1941) by Irving Stone, Ch. 6.

It’s how W. “won” his debates with Al Gore. He didn’t drool into the potted plants or fall off the stage, so...winning.

Right? It’s not like he said anything new. It was the same-old same-old hateful rhetoric couched in a slightly milder tone. Which is actually even scarier. Just bring the bombast and we’ll know exactly what we’re dealing with.

That has to be the best use of Evita I’ve ever seen.

She worked for Santorum at one point. I remember her 20 years ago when she was sent on C-Span to shill for the GOP’s “contract out on America” or whatever the hell it was.

Best. TV. Ever.

I’m in the midwest, and we have a Nordstrom.

God, I wanted to like that show. I adore Jean Smart.

He filed reelection campaign papers like 5 hours after the inaguration so he can get campaign funding.

It looks like the only difference is that you can only comment if you select Other on any of the questions. Guess they didn’t like the detailed feedback they got the first time.

Utah. ‘Nuff said.

We should have learned that lesson with W.

It’s what plants crave!

I suspect you’re both saying the same thing; bottle_of_richard_cream just forgot the sarcasm font. 

Only 75?

But this denizen of one of those flyover states would kind of like to go with Canada...

Woot! Canada gets my neck’o’the woods. I imagine they’ll be benelovent dictators!