I ready somewhere that after 50, you have the face you deserve, and I’m pushing 50 hard, and Kellyanne’s a year and a half older than I am. Maybe 30's the new 50, if this dude is only 31.

Classic projection. Everything they accuse others of doing, they’re doing.

I think a few more SNL skits will drive him to a straitjacket.

It’s bizarro world. My psychotic Senator (Blunt-MO-Dumbass) is making noises about investigating the ties to Russia. And he’s the poster-cretin for “party before everything.”

God, I hope so (I’m in MO). And weirdly, our psycho Senator (Blunt) has been making rumblings about investigating the Russian ties. I don’t trust him any farther than I could throw him, but it’s interesting to me that it’s him. Usually he’s a good party soldier.

It does seem like everything they accused HRC’s campaign and the DNC of, we ended up finding out they were doing.

That’ll be the point when we find out for sure whether they also hacked the RNC (I’m sure they did) - once they don’t need him anymore, they’ll unload whatever they have to discredit him.

BING!

I’ve seen the Gorsuch ad in MO. 

He probably had plans to make it look like it was evil liberals doing the attack.

This one: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attack_of_the_5_Ft._2_In._Women (which is never not hilarious)

Wasn’t her music from Jurassic Park? For some reason that always felt fitting.

I had the Dorothy doll. And haircut. And DH-branded glasses. And cried for a week when my mom wouldn’t buy me a special bottle of Short’n’Sassy shampoo.

Hee! This totally dates me, but I was the only kid in my 6th grade class to vote for Carter in our ‘80 mock election.

IIRC, she didn’t fall, but subsequent reviews of closeups revealed that she double-footed some jump landings, whereas Kerrigan skated a clean program.

But she does have crazy views. She thinks she’s on a Mission from God (tm).

I suspect it’s this syndrome (often attributed to Steinbeck):

I’ve seen a lot of references to “President Bannon” lately. That’s got to be getting to him!

I could have sworn I read here on Jez that they were changed because the gold makes that...thing...on his head look more “natural.”

And then there’s this (Missouri):