No, he won’t. He’ll be YOUR president, but to the majority of American voters, he’ll always be a shitstain.

I’ve been quoting his white nationalist words back at him alongside his ‘i don’t need the government’ and ‘I don’t want power over anyone’ contradictions. It’s been fun. He keeps painting himself into a corner.

Nah. If Tea Partiers can spend 8 years sharing watermelon memes about Obama and screaming ‘Not MY President’, well, turnabout’s a bitch, ain’t it, Klansman?

Probably a scary YUGE number. I saw a post where some guy was babbling some nonsense about Hillary and someone corrected him and he was like, “Oh I didn’t realize that” and all the time I’m thinking if you’d actually researched that negative internet meme maybe you wouldn’t look like an uninformed dumbass right now...

Ikr?

Jesus, we need to start charging a surtax on stupidity. Hillary is “allied with Russia”? WTF? I want a poll to find out how many people got ALL of their information on this election entirely through Facebook memes.

I’ve got dual citizenship. As sure as your shit stinks he isn’t my President.

I’m sorry :(

I am channeling my inner Toby Ziegler.

I went to a “community brunch” in my building (in LA in a neighborhood that went 9% for Trump) and this old white guy was bitching about his niece calling all Trump supporters racist and how he’s not racist just because he voted for Trump. I can’t deal with them yet.

Honey, I am sorry. If you’re going to be taking them for more than a couple of days, try to take those Xanax on a schedule — they are less addictive that way. And step down when you stop, instead of just stopping. Ain’t nobody needs any additional suffering at this point.

Please dismiss Mylifeisgood — known right wing troll!

I like this response, but I think it might be better communicated in Trumpese:

Mylifeisgood is a troll. Please dismiss him from your thread. Just doing my part to keep the comments asshole free.

I’ve re-upped my Xanax for the next four years.

I took my second xanax of the day just now after getting shaky from anxiety. I got so anxious and upset after running into my neighbor, who proceeded to tell me that she voted for Jill Stein because she thought Trump is dumb, but was still “so relieved” that Hillary didn’t win because she’s “so dangerous” and “allied…

Create a spreadsheet. Rows are years, and you start with Row 2 in 2008. Columns are how much money you made/make before (B) and after (C) taxes. Track it until 2020. Get back to me.

Remember school starts early tomorrow. You shouldn’t be up this late.

Don’t you call me a bitch. This pussy grabs back.

I do not like orange people, to that I must confess. But there are so few, and only one of them is “president.”