I’m pretty sure they are still of the left side but she’s ‘flipped’ the picture, see how the braids are only on the one side? She’s tricking us all!

It seems you and me have opposite coping mechanisms. Eons ago I got convinced that everyone is, at their core, bad, if not downright vicious.

Heavens I agree. I stick to American exceptionalism so I can blind myself to just how shitty some people have it.

There’s so many lies I tell myself so I can continue to exist in this world without breaking down into a puddle of helplessness. One is that most people are, at their core, good. But shit like this, man... I don’t know.

Um, Old here too. WTF is Hov?

He didn't know what doggy style was. I turned over and he actually said the words "I don't know what you expect me to do".

Post soul-crushing breakup, I briefly went out with a bald wannabe white rapper with a "home recording studio" in his closet and zebra print bedding. What's worse is that he was, well, a bit overweight and if he was on top when we had sex, not only would I feel like I was being crushed under his weight, but he would…