I call complete bullshit. No frigging way. ... I really hope this isn't true.

Eccentrica Gallumbits!!

Just looked it up because I was curious myself!

I like what Parsnipified said about using a different color of metal inlay to do the makeup and tattoos. As it stands, I think that seeing the statue's hair and clothes so on point but her face and body so unadorned is leading to a visual disconnect problem for most people, me included.

The statue doesn't appear to be visually representing her tattoos in any way, as far as I can tell. I've never really seen a statue of a tattooed person that does show their tattoos, now that I think about it. Do y'all think that it could be more artistically pleasing/accurate if the artist had made some sort of…

My mom puts okra in all sorts of things, and so I didn't realize until I was an adult that okra was considered slimy, unpleasant, or worst of all, "uncool".

I legitimately have had to explain to more than one man that tampons are not pleasurable.

I'd go there and pray to Bacchus, provided they have a liquor license.

I am only aware of three people that are beekeepers: Neil Gaiman, Morgan Freeman, and my uncle. I imagine that they peacefully form a beekeeper colony with the ladies from The Secret Life of Bees, calmly spreading the chilled out sound of the bee hum via Tori Amos and selling organic honey on the side of the road in…

Oh my gosh, I wanna go and cosplay as the Little Twin Stars with my boo. He'd be a perfect, if bearded, natural-hair Kiki, and I'd be pink-haired Lala. <3

A stranger recently Facebook-messaged me at 9 am on a Monday to ask me if I would meet him at a Walmart and let him smell my feet for $300. The world is a crazy place.

My sister tries to tell me that this is why people have children. I'm like, "This is why people write books or compose music. Go discover the cure to a disease, or say several very witty things, or paint a picture. Start a blog or weave a basket. Your legacy doesn't have to have our fucked up genes."

I was gonna say, "Actually, I find that also the best thing about aging!", but then I realized that sounded really bleak, so I shall just sit over here in the goth corner and contemplate the beauty of Victorian tombstones on Pinterest or something. (But what I mean is, every year that I'm alive, I'm accomplishing…

Pretty interesting, thanks for sharing.

I am extremely pro-Jewish dragon. I'd like to settle down with a nice fire-breathing mensch. My grandma would be so happy.

This is horrifyingly delightful and I'm just gonna edge away slowly from this post and run back into the adorable embrace of Chef de Bubble, my mobile game/crack of choice. I have little penguins that cook sushi!

Aw, Lady Mary. BLESS.

It's worth it for the other two stories, but yeah- the Savile shit is chilling.

I'm living that one presently. It's such a good read, I just can't put it down!

Irvine Welsh wrote a thinly veiled caricature of Savile in 1996's Ecstasy: Three Tales of Chemical Romance. It's unsettling how spot-on he was. http://touch.dangerousminds.net/all/irvine_wel…