I'm only a few years older than Rachel Jeantel. Is cursive really that hard to read? ETA: I don't know how this got here but it was supposed to be in response to doublee.

Ok. Imagine with me. You are a teenager. Your friend got killed while you're on the phone with him. You're going to have to go back to high school next year with everyone who knows that you were the last person he talked to. Your schoolmates are probably watching this on television. Happy senior year. Right now,…

Your experience is not everyone's experience.

I LOVE TURBANS. I love headdresses of all kinds so much! Since I have had dyed hair for a decade+ in non-natural hues, sometimes I just wanna change it up without committing myself to working on it for an entire day. So thumbs up to Kourtney!

YESSSSS. Do you promise? I will immediately acquire said pre-med frat bros.

Yes! And shout-outs to Law Enforcement Against Prohibition!!

My first reaction to this was, "I don't want to take an eyeball shot because I might lose my contact, and my vision gets blurry enough when I drink."

Wow, that's a good answer. How about Kim? I'm a bit inclined to say Basenji.

*hugs* I'm sorry.

My personal favorite bet on the name was Kleopatra Donda West, so the no-K thing is a bummer. (My second pick was Karis.)

I actually like Sofia Blanc de Blancs. I have a date with my best friend to drink a bottle of it on Wednesday in honor of her birthday. The last time we drank it, we ended up spending the entire night lounging around and singing along to the greatest pop hits of the 1990s. Totally fun!

He usually says wǒ​ de​ xiǎo​māo— my little kitten— a wonderful phrase to hear. I love the third tone in Mandarin (as in wǒ​ and xiǎo​) because it's a dipping sound, it makes everything sound cuter!

Oh, it was just congratulations! :D

That's awesome! I really like that. I often make up little tunes with my partner, and we sing them back and forth to one another all the time as a sort of reassurance thing.

My dude and I say Cuddlefish to one another!

Hey, I'm a Kitty too! (Also a Cat, since it's part of my name.) Plus I get it in multiple languages— he calls me xiǎo​māo and ma chatte, and sometimes kleine Katze. That's the beauty of having a partner who grew up in Germany and who studies Mandarin now. :D

He calls me Cat (it's part of my name, duh), I call him Kitten or Boyfriend. He also calls me 我的小猫 (wǒ​ de​ xiǎo​māo) — it means my little cat in Mandarin, which he studies. We say mon petit chou, ma petite chatte, angel, darling or little darling, sugar, honey, and bunches of others... we're disgustingly cute.

Συγχαρητήρια! I hope your wedding will be delightful.

OMG liek, am I totally kewl yet cuz I maded a Doctor Who joke? LOL, the Big Bang Theory, Windows 8? LOLOLOL.