For anthropomorphizing in peace :)

Team Cat Headquarters here,

This is legitimately adorable, Madeleine.

This so delightfully tone-deaf. I'm very thankful for the huge grin that this put on my face, because I'm having a rough week. Their STRUGGLE is so moving. I can't have Extraordinary Beauty X, because I have Extraordinary Beauty Y. I can't have all the Beauties! Much like Oedipus, Electra or Orestes, I'm stuck with…

Oh God, I have decided to leave this off my site as I can't find a fairytale way of saying

chief I am hoping your demotion leads to my promotion. I have been living in the sewer of the greys for so long I am thinking about having my therapist call the Jez staff to ask them to cut me some slack.

I just don't get why men are so up in arms to defend their "right" to cat call. I mean, has there ever been in instance in which a man has yelled "Hey baby, nice ass" to a woman he didn't know on the street and said woman has then walked over to him and replied "oh, my god! Thank you! I've been carrying this ass…

Awww!

So technically, every time I have sex, I'm also doing it with St. Peter's Basilica and The Big JC himself? Kinkay.

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Exactly. Now that I'm in my late thirties my mom is definitely my friend but when I was a kid she would say "I'm your mom not your friend. I have to teach you to be a responsible person and make sure you stay alive to pay for my nursing home."

Frequent reader, first time commenter. Fat guy.

If one more person exclaimed "oh, you're NESTING!" when I talked about setting up my upcoming baby's nursery, someone was getting slapped. Yeah, must just be those hormones making me buy cribs and not the fact that, I dunno, I'm getting ready to have a baby! GAH.

Well, I'm a fat woman of a certain age (never had kids), but I have been known late at night at the grocery store> <after midnight at a 24 hr store>, to park in the stork parking places and do the pregnancy waddle into the grocery store.

Lots!

It's silly to compare injury to the testicles with period cramps. So, please ignore everyone who is attempting to do that below. I have dysmenorrhea, and yes, my cramps are bad enough to keep me in bed, vomiting into a bowl, writhing around during waves, and in a fetal position clutching a heating pad the rest of…

This video makes me weep for my people and women. Nicki can do whatever she wants but as consumers and audience we should realize what larger role this plays in society. I fully remember the days when hyper-sexualized female rappers were not the norm. Queen Latifah, Monie Love, Missy Elliot, MC Lyte, Da Brat, Roxanne…

Ooops! There's water allll oooover Chris Pratt. I see it's making his t shirt very, um...that's a real shame.

yay! i'll happily go back to being ignored in the greys if it means no more terrible gifs everywhere :D