Oh this actually made me teary

Nooooo! Why does Jezebel always let me love something then take it away?!

You’re beautiful

Oh! Love this, but then I say thank you to ATMs - hey, they give me money it only seems polite

Feminazi cuntadactyl is the name of my future band/autobiography/half human half dinosaur love child

ye gads I was trying to express that same sentiment just the other day (rather less articulately) on a good day I like my post baby body, I always had a podgy belly now there’s a reason for it, but there are so many weird changes and no amount of pelvic floor exercises will make sneezing feel safe again

Our circle of parent friends adopted a "wow good fall!" And clapping approach, one wee guy actually (mildly) hurt himself crying while clapping for his excellent fall was a sight to behold!

I thought you made your point with class and clarity, it's something I have been a little concerned about as more of my preferred writers have left the site

and then has a baby and can't get out much and worries they have nothing non baby to chat about

This is the most perfect thing ever, that's the baby feeding campaign you want!

oh my stars and whiskers! I am so going to use that in future!

this is beautiful

I am really proud of our marriage vows, including "I will respect you even with your terrible taste in itsy ditzy lady programmes" (his) and my "I will smile when I find that one sock on the livingroom floor" I also made a sollom vow to protect him from the hooded claw that I will definitely be keeping

I have been worrying about this a lot, my partner and I have been together for 15 years and we have a new daughter, we get married in two months when folk kept asking about gift we ended up putting a bit about thoughtful gifts would be gratefully received but a few bob for the honeymoon kitty would be as nice, I…

me too - let's carpool (can you plane pool?)

I think I like my post pregnancy body more, like I have always had a podgy belly but now I feel entitled to it I eared baby belly dammit!

Monday tends to be a jammies day for me, that doesn't bode well for the rest if the week

Amazing mothers unite! My mum said before you marry make sure you live with the guy at least one year first