Now fuck off.

Of course it wasn’t that tasty, someone burnt the shit out of it.

Some years back, I was at a recording studio getting ADR for a film I had directed with the star, Lance Henriksen. It happened to be the same studio where many animated shows and video games get their voice work recorded, and Mark Hamill was there that day.

He is going to Heaven to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and he’s all out of fucks to give.

I grew up in Hillsboro, the town Rowdy settled down in and where he raised his kids. I never met him or knew anyone who did until the summer after my Senior year in High School, which was during the peak of Degeneration X/the Rock, so I was very much into wrestling but didn’t know much about its past. That summer I…

Apparently, he doesn’t fare too well against aliens, though....

Harlan Ellison said it best regarding Gene Roddenberry

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. Star Trek has succeeded DESPITE Roddenberry, and not because of him. He was responsible for the original idea and impetus behind the franchise, but (much like Star Wars), the best stuff has come about from others.

Tom Brady killed Cecil

Every time I think that other NFL teams are over hiring Patriot personnel, I’m reminded that Thomas Dimitroff is still employed as a GM. Not only does he have a job, he hired Scott Pioli as an assistant GM. At least Charlie Weis is out of football now other than collecting checks from Notre Dame.

Back to the Future.

Terminator 2. A friend of mine recently showed it to her nephew, who had never seen the previews or trailers, so he didn’t realize Arnold was a good guy until the first time he saves little John Connor’s life in the mall. Mind blown. Must have been an awesome viewing experience.

Chicago fans say “Bear Winter” as if they are unaware that bears hibernate through the winter. They are accidentally describing their team perfectly.

The ultimate difference between Fury Road and the other two films is that Fury Road is a passion project by a single man with a single vision (and a shitload of talent). Jurassic World and Genysis were made by committee out of a desire to make money.

I still remember the ‘double feature’ of renting copies of The Explorers and Return of The Jedi for my 10 year old birthday party in 1986.

How early is too early to drink?

“It’s like making Alien Meets the Wolfman.”

Agree; everything Beyonce does is treated as if its the most important thing ever. I mean, Phish fans at number 2? Does Phish even exist anymore?

One of my favorite things about Beyonce: