I grew up in Hillsboro, the town Rowdy settled down in and where he raised his kids. I never met him or knew anyone who did until the summer after my Senior year in High School, which was during the peak of Degeneration X/the Rock, so I was very much into wrestling but didn’t know much about its past. That summer I…

Tom Brady killed Cecil

Every time I think that other NFL teams are over hiring Patriot personnel, I’m reminded that Thomas Dimitroff is still employed as a GM. Not only does he have a job, he hired Scott Pioli as an assistant GM. At least Charlie Weis is out of football now other than collecting checks from Notre Dame.

Back to the Future.

Terminator 2. A friend of mine recently showed it to her nephew, who had never seen the previews or trailers, so he didn’t realize Arnold was a good guy until the first time he saves little John Connor’s life in the mall. Mind blown. Must have been an awesome viewing experience.

Chicago fans say “Bear Winter” as if they are unaware that bears hibernate through the winter. They are accidentally describing their team perfectly.

How early is too early to drink?

Proud of Colin for doing the right thing and going to a place where no one will have to listen to his opinions

The big question is how did an obnoxious, race-baiting blowhard take this long to end up on Fox?

John Wall: [pops champagne]

I own two shirts...

Breaking Bath

The worst thing that happened growing up was when my parents stopped spanking. The sit-down lecture about their “disappointment” was so much worse.

Yeah, 1’s the best: they can walk so you don’t have to carry them everywhere, their personalities are starting to emerge, but they’re also just happy to be with you and do whatever you’re doing. You can sit them on the counter and they just stay there contentedly. Basically it’s like parenting a Muppet.

This is so sad—she was so young! I loved that movie when I was a kid and remember thinking that she was the most beautiful girl I’d ever seen...especially in that amazing white suede fringe outfit. RIP, Amanda.

kind of makes “eat fresh” a really sketchy slogan...

Agree; everything Beyonce does is treated as if its the most important thing ever. I mean, Phish fans at number 2? Does Phish even exist anymore?

One of my favorite things about Beyonce:

Think how happy this would make your family if it was your suicide note.

I am engaging in normal hu-man interactions with you, Colin. Is this not expected of hu-mans? Shall I express additional pleasantries?