My heart will always belong to Dave Holmes.  

I am also still mad about this unjust win.

So much so that Dave got the job regardless and has continued on in his professional career to boot! That’s how you lose like a fucking winner

I wanted Dave to win too, but in the end he kinda did.

Doing anything with Justin Timberlake is UNFORGIVABLE.

“she says, chewing the cheese stuck on the spoon from her onion soup”. . . You’re fired. Leave now.  

Also: “HER and Orlando are good, thanks!”

Well, it was written by Derek Blasberg, who is so terrible a writer he makes Plum Sykes look like Joan Didion.

That “reporter” errr... “writer” has to someone’s relative. That para is an abomination.

And it should be “she” in that last sentence, not “her.”

I thought the same thing!!! Which I also thought upon reading this mess of a cover story from GQ:

Yeah, I don’t really care how hard-up for cash you are, dad. It’s super gross to exploit your relationship with your daughter for money. If they had a good relationship, she probably would have helped him out. If they don’t, and this is how he chooses to make money... that’s so wrong and disgusting. I’d cut him out,…

Hayden Christensen looks like Mel Gibson’s mugshot

Exactly. I can’t believe that people are buying that Thomas Markles bullshit and actually rooting for him. The only victim here is Meghan. Her own father will sell any contact he has with her -fact! She can’t text him because those texts will end up on a tabloid. She can’t call because he will tape that call and send…

Ugh. Two non-Italian-American leads. Come on, is it really that hard to find people who maybe look the part? Anakin Skywalker and what’s her name both with brown hair dye is the best they can do? Also, Little Italy is basically a block long in NYC now. It’s not really a place where Italians live anymore, so taking the…

Yeah, he needs to zip it already. Royal family or no Royal family, what daughter would not feel betrayed by her father speaking to the press, then justifying his trying to make cash off her, then bouncing back with some emotional blackmail to top it off??? He seems very bad news

Seriously. Was Rinko Kikuchi not available for Ghost in the Shell? Because with her in the lead and a better director attached, it could have inspired audiences worldwide to buy tickets. I honestly cannot wait for Crazy Rich Asians to kill it at the box office and lay waste to the argument that an Asian-American lead…

Oh man that gif is too apropos. Christensen looks like the archetypal douchebag MRA incel here. 

I remember getting that star. That felt earned.

(Whispers behind hand and braces for onslaught...)