Seriously. Khloe should take my cropped image (You’re welcome, Khloe. No charge) and put that up on her Instagram. Instant post of the day.

Only the two?

Cardi deleted her Instagram? Tom Petty is going to be so disappointed. And, after he sent her those flowers and everything.

“It happened once when my mom was in high school. A girl purposely broke her own arm just to get another person in trouble.”

Nick Cannon’s Instagram post reminds me of the amazing White Like Me SNL sketch with Eddie Murphy, a pure comedic distillation of white privilege:

I get where you’re coming from but Tiffany’s features do not, for me, work together in a harmonious way. Her mouth, primarily, is throwing the balance off.

Tiffany has a pronounced case of the Rumer Willis’s: Gorgeous mom but your face is allll dad.

Oh, he definitely is.

Looks like Melania Trump has found her biographer.

And, yet, the crime that is her eyebrows will go unpunished.

Without listening to the clip, I’m going to say he sounds like a sentient whistling tea kettle being stabbed while boiling on a stove top.

It’s a shame that Spanish has gone the way of Aramaic and there is no longer anyone around who Kushner could have consulted with who could provide an accurate translation.

My assistant would have said it. She has no filter (which I mostly appreciate) and if anyone was going to notice, it would have been her. If she didn’t say anything, then nobody noticed.

“ill-advised notion that no one is looking at the clothes I’m wearing, so why does it matter.”

There are quite a few people in the grays who really, really, really want us all to know that Crystal and Michael’s love is pure and true, and how this obviously #sponcon trip/engagement only appears to us to be #sponcon because we’re jaded souls who will never know true love’s kiss or whatever.

The cats may be in that studio apartment but where they’re living is probably the box their food is delivered in.

“Angelina Jolie is going to executive-produce a BBC News show geared towards briefing children aged 7-12”

She actually does—it’s the designer of her inauguration gown.

I’m also a fan of the duet of Fancy that Kelly and Reba did for CMT’s Crossroads: