Ariana’s replacement tattoo:

So, that’s Hailey Baldwin and not Faith Hill? Huh. Guess I didn’t recognize Hailey without her fave dodgy lace front wig.

Mac Miller could be one factor. Or, as she watched the SNL taping on Saturday, she took a good look at who she was engaged to and realized that there are better options for her than this immature idiot.

Who will get custody of Piggy Smalls?

I have much more important things to think about and to do.

$169 for those? No wonder she wanted to buy a convent. Katy knew these were coming out and she wanted to repent in advance.

The strange, last-minute veer into fake-news territory aside

Khalsa, who had previously toured with the Red Hot Chili Peppers

Sounds like the writer was at some press event or Q & A deal that Drew did and just took those sound bites, wrote the piece in Arabic, and then the magazine translated that text into English.

Spielberg has spent the better part of the year looking for stars for his movie

Why is it always the ones you most expect?

What Would A Real Influencer Do?

I know you’re not thinking, you never do.

If you are need of a therapist and are in the US or Canada, I highly recommend Open Path Collective (https://openpathcollective.org/client/).

Why would anyone watch this? If I wanted to watch something that drowns me in a morass of despair, reinforcing the hopelessness and futility of existence, I’d watch the last State of the Union. 

I think Colton has been hiding a lot of things this entire time.

That Billy Ray shirt really captures that Venn diagram intersection of teens smoking counterfeit Marlboros behind the Walgreens and people who line danced in 1992.

I don’t think they’re ignoring Sofia Richie so much as wondering which celebrity sent her personal assistant in their stead.  

he “hopes it doesn’t happen again.”