Actually my eyes are this vibrant blue, but I guess they succombed to the peer pressure of all that grey surrounding them and washed out. Good guys eyes.

I have a 14-year-old sister (biiiig age gap) and I can attest to her walls:

Taken towards the end of the night, starting to look a bit patchy, but was DA BOMB. Also tried to not speak at all at the party with the help of handy silent film signs (the ‘Shut up.’ and ‘Fuck you’ worked particularly well, as well as ‘May I have another beer, please?’), but is more difficult than it looks.

I am a woman and I hate cleaning as much as the next (non-gendered) person. However, I think my guilt and embarrassment and general “womaneliness” got lost in the mail. If my boyfriend cleans, I clean. If he doesn’t, I don’t either. This inevitably results in squalor, but not deliberately. We both want to be good,…

Just watching this made me drunk. Like, seriously I want a puke a little right now. Rad manicure though. Though as a chemist I ain’t puttin’ no acetone on my skin, and I strongly advise y’all against it too.

I legit have a Burda sewing magazine from 1999 with that exact same suede skirt. Oh no wait, there was also crochet on it. My 10-year old self SO wanted one. Bleccch.