If he was running to hand the presidency to Clinton, he would have picked Palin or Christie to be his running mate. His picking Pence says he’s at least semi-serious about the presidency.

Good ol’ Mitt. Remember when he tried to iron his jacket while wearing it? I miss a candidate we could just laugh at, without crying.

Between destroying America, taking away people's guns and being a kenyan citizen, when did Obama find the time to be the founder of ISIS? Does he have a time turner like Hermione?

i have a snowsuit (like a one piece ski thing) i wear when it’s winter and i have to shovel all the family cars and i pretend i’m a ghostbuster every friggin time.

Dear Julian’s Parents,

Can we stop using “pussy” as a word to mean weak though? My vagina has birthed three god damn kids.

White men getting offended over other people getting offended is the most pussy shit of all. Just fucking get over it.

You’re forgetting to add in the fact that you are very wealthy. If you were independently wealthy, quitting does not remove your right to sue them for sexual harassment and it prevents you from having to go into a toxic work environment every day. And make no mistake, going into a job where you are in the middle of a…

No, she was doing her job the way other critics do their job which is why they have special screenings for the press.