Neither did I, although I read the book. Thing is, you called Confederate “slavery fan fiction” without watching the show(since, you know, it doesn’t exist). I wonder if you assume High Castle is Holocaust fan fiction.

My favorite joke in the whole movie was Korg’s deity sitting on a throne of scissors.

Weirdly enough you hear this all the time from Democratic politicians, who frequently resign and atone if they do something wrong.

If you’re a 17-year-old kid, and some celebrity (even celebrities get star struck by other celebrities) DMs you asking you to help her hook up with your coworker? Of course you’re going to share that, because it’s funny: Why is she DMing you, when she could just DM the guy? It’s like a middle school dance. And you’re…

I don’t think it’s grooming since she didn’t appear to have designs on getting closer to the child (Drake texting MBB seemed way closer to that), but it’s definitely creepy & inappropriate. Children do not need to be involved in adults’ sex lives period.

Celebrities are so weird with these kids. First Drake and other adult male stars acting creepy with MBB, and then adult celebrities making perverted comments about Finn Wolfhard when he was (very) underage, and now this. Hollywood weirdos stop harassing children for 5 minutes challenge.

When you burn yourself on your own hot take.

Doja cat is consistently problematic and stupid. she frequently gets on instagram live and says vile, shitty stuff about people a lot less powerful, rich, and famous than she is. as many have pointed out, it’s really fucking weird she DM’d noah for this purpose. but it is infuriating that this article treats doja like…

Bingo. Reverse the genders and this article becomes all about “grooming.” Jezebel’s hypocrisy has never been in doubt but this is rather blatant even for this site.

This all damn day. Doja sent an unsolicited DM to a teen asking for help hooking up with his co-worker. Dude. This is the problem. Also, it’s 2022 and she’s still out here assuming that internet messages are private. This is the embodiment of “play stupid games, win stupid prizes.”  

Maybe, but we love to see accountability for rising movie stars who typically go on to be entitled fuckboys, and this is probably a good way for Schnapp to learn not to violate a woman’s privacy. If a little shit shared my DM slides, I’d probably be pissed too.

Fun fact: he just bought up some of the land that affordable housing was going to be built on.

George Carlin wrote his material with the explicit goal of pissing off conservatives. The people he pissed off were people he intentionally targeted, because stand-up comedy isn’t aimless ranting (any asshole can do that), it’s about carefully crafted wordplay and bits.

“You are no different than the conservatives who had the likes of George Carlin put in jail”

Yeah, when you find someone that wants it to be federally illegal for Chappelle to do whatever horseshit he’s doing, you go ahead and dig this speech back up out of the trash. As it stands you know full well everyone just wants him to know he’s doing horseshit and wish he’d stop.

It sort of seems like a band releasing a greatest-hits album with 2 new songs on it just to get a multi-album contract with a record label over the finish line.

I’m guessing the deal Netflix and Chappelle signed was like Sandler's; a lot of money for a lot of content. They may mutually be running out the clock because this feels low effort.

I sure hope this multi-millionaire can recover from the oppression of having young people saying his dated opinions and beliefs are bullshit.

“The big social paradigm shift we need is for people to stop expecting every single piece of entertainment to fit their specific wants/needs.”

That’s true. I also remember the director of Casablanca complaining how difficult it was to keep within the plot constraints of the broader Warner Brothers universe, juggle characters and prequels from a half-dozen tie-in intellectual properties, and hack together whatever shots he could manage to get in before his…