How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

I totally enjoyed it! All the parts that were boring and repetitive for super hero movies were lost on me because I NEVER go to super hero movies! (I think Christopher Reeve in the first Superman may be the only other one. I may have seen a Batman movie on tee vee.)

When I was a boy, Superman (Christopher Reeve) was everything to me. I am so fucking happy that girls today have their Wonder Woman.

I went to see it with my 11 year-old stepdaughter last night. At the end, she turned to me and asked if we could buy it as soon as it came out on Amazon Instant Video, and that Wonder Woman was now her favorite superhero, “Sorry Black Widow”. So it meant a lot to her, at least, and I’m glad DC gave that to her.

My friend laughed at me because as the trailers came to a close, I put my hands to my face and whispered/pleaded, “please let this movie be good.”

Congratulations to Ms. Heard on her relationship with a member of Trump’s science and technology council who underpays his factory workers, has spent over a decade making insane promises to start commercial space flight which never come to pass, and who once revealed a plan for a high-speed rail line between Los…

I have said this before and it never stops being true: Donnie sounds like someone trying to have a serious conversation on a ball of cocaine. I really can’t listen to him talk, and when I read the shit he said, he sounds like a puppy that has too many shiny objects and noise makers around it.

You’re providing health. This is (unintelligible). Here, everything, pretty much everything you do in government, involves heart, whereas in business, most things don’t involve heart.

movie concept: kidnapping evil rich people and then set them free in a forest and hunt them.

I was hoping the cop would pepper spray her. Much better ending.

I physically cringed throughout that whole video. God was that terrible on every level.

BMW of North America, Mitsubishi Motors, Lexus, Constant Contact, Bayer, Ainsworth Pet Nutrition, Untuckit, Allstate, T. Rowe Price, GlaxoSmithKline, Sanofi, and Wayfair followed suit.

It baffles me that someone, MULTIPLE PEOPLE, get paid for these brilliant ideas. Not once in the process does any objection stop these ideas from moving forward into a full production.

“protest is the new brunch”

Sometimes when I see ridiculous commercials, I try to imagine what that pitch meeting must have been like, and I feel like the phrase “protest is the new brunch” was uttered in this one.

blonde kendall jenner looks like a pleasant morph of cara delevingne and vanessa hudgens.

They seem like the type of men to insist that labor pain isn’t that bad just suck it up I got kicked in the balls once god women can’t tolerate pain at all.

Oh, they know. They know she’s in pain and frightened. Each shift change got to guffaw at that. And to mock her for faking it. Even the blood. What horrible people.

Another thing lost in this whole shit sandwich story is the $10K bail for driving on a suspended license. Granted, I do not know all circumstances, but in what world is this an appropriate amount?