I'm interested. Would you consider an interview?

So basically, comedians die, but FRUITCAKE NEVER DIES.

So...either we are to believe that this was a real event (i.e., Geist really sexually harassed Lauer, and Lauer is genuinely upset) and they are mocking it, or this is a staged event, no one was sexually harassed, and they are mocking sexual harassment in general. This is great and impressive journalism, boys.

If you could join the cast of any show, past or present, as any character, which show and which character would you choose?

Ha! I would have assumed she meant Matthew Fox and had misspoke. Also, WHAT IS GOING ON WITH HIS HEALTH LATELY?! Did she tell you?

I was just wondering that myself. I saw it in the theater when it came out, and tried to find out afterwards if it was genuinely factual, but couldn't find much. I assumed it was because no one had yet taken the time to do any hard core research on it. But now so much time has passed, and it seems like the untruths…

I had no doubt you would know who he was! However, I'm incapable of referring to him as anything other than his full title.

i am adding your new mantra to my old mantra, "i will stop installing video cameras in men's restrooms."

God, if only we could get Craig T. Nelson, T.V.'s "Coach," we'd be golden.

It gave it a festive, Ghost Rider-esque ambiance, yes?

And we will make tens and tens of dollars!

AND TREAT WILLIAMS.

Let's write this together, please.

Ohhhhhhhh, duh. I'm a little slow. I thought you meant there was a story called Biblio Mat, haha.

What is the story?

This was made even more wonderful by the fact that it looks like the melodica player's head is on fire for most of the video, giving it that extra dramatic flair.

@shananigans is needlessly vocal: Wow. That's tragic.

@SavageGrace: Hahaha. I've actually never seen the Brady Bunch, either. But I know I wouldn't like Bieber's music. I've avoided listening to it for that reason. But I still don't "get" adults making fun of kiddies, or, at least, kiddies that they don't know personally.

@ketamineKitty: hahahahahaha

I have actually never heard the kid sing, so I don't understand the "hatred" that those in my peer group profess to have for him. (I mean, aren't there more worthy things to hate these days?) Yes, his fans are hysterical, but he isn't the one who told them that it is okay to behave that way. And both he and the…