@rollsnideroll: WHOA. Where is this from?!

@ShaunTKennedy: It still tastes more like regular Dr. Pepper than diet Dr. Pepper does.

@gabgirl133: I'm sorry.

@MadelBlue: Hahahaha. You're brilliant!

@mbprice: Oh man, and I responded before you edited! It was very funny, though.

I don't understand the thief's explanation. If all he wanted to do was spy on his boyfriend, it would have been far simpler for him to just leave his profile blank.

Aw, this is like my last relationship - I always wanted to go out and do fun, exciting things, and my dude just wanted to lie on the sofa for hours scratching his butt.

@they call me ginger: "It's really hard for me to watch American Idol, because I have perfect pitch!"

@RenoDakota: This is the best thing on the internet today.

@curlysarah29: Totally agree here.

I actually don't think this is that bad. I think that it is better that she lets her friend know that she has objections prior to the service, and I do think it might be harmful for her to actively participate in what is supposed to be a very supportive role in a wedding that she doesn't think should happen. It's…

@mokmo: Oh, thank you! I will read it immediately.

@Queenjulie: What story? What did I miss? Tell me everything!!

@thwarted: :(

@graciousplum: Luckily my boyfriend was his typical awesome self when he found out, or I would have really lost it! But I didn't even tell any of my friends about itbecause I knew they wouldn't be very forthcoming with the support. Living on the beach sounds amazing, and I'm glad that you met someone wonderful and…

@gypsythief: Thank you!! And I'm sorry that you also had a shitty year. I will practice some positive thinking for both of us!

@junkbondtrader: (I know you weren't responding to me, but) I have always wanted to adopt, and maybe some day I will be able to, but my long-term boyfriend has a child from his previous marriage and doesn't want any more children. So if I stay with him (which I'm hoping is the case, since he's pretty amazing), a child…

@Never_Nude: I'm sorry about your kitty too! I was looking through pictures on my phone last night and came across a few of her and started crying. Ugh.

@helechoanarquista: It really really was.

@AboutNuts: I have it on vinyl too! It's seriously AMAZING.