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@dewan: Yesssssssssss.

@Wandell: Can they really not spare the extra thirty seconds I imagine that it would take to add some chocolate flavoring to that shiz? I mean, come on, right?!

chocolate! chocolate! chocolate! aaack!

@antinickname: I am also a member of the Sarah Silverman Anti-Fan Club.

@megreads: Oh good, we have a mutual friend...

I actually like this Etsy version of the leather face mask, for waaaaaaaay cheaper:

@laureltreedaphne: I LOVE that photo. I don't care about the Kardashians at all, really, but if I had the means, that is exactly the kind of photo I would take for a Christmas card. I think it's decadent, ominous, and all around amazing.

@SeriesofTubes: Seems the way it should be to me, as well. Though, I guess, what if someone had a heart condition unknown to you, and you inadvertently scared the person enough that his/her heart stopped? Can that actually happen? I don't know....

@WednesdayAM: Ha, I thought the same thing. And what about "Madge," or "Hairy Manilow"?