@HollisMason: You know that my words are true.

@MartiniO: I knew she looked familiar!

@PommeDeReinette: Ditto!

"When is modern science going to find a cure for a woman's mouth?" - Dr. Spaceman.

I can totally relate to Lindsay's problem. There have been a number of times that I myself have been "so upset" at things Gwyneth Paltrow has done.

"Hey baby, wanna brand my right stifle?"

My boyfriend. When my cat died, he brought me food, a 40 of Mickey's, and a bouquet of sunflowers, and let me cry on him. When I am sick, he brings me homemade chicken noodle and bacon soup. He has bought me tampons, and offered to pay for my birth control prescription because he said that he realized he would…

It was Jess Mariano.

@PrisonBreakShaker: omg, I just had this exact conversation with my boyfriend last night. I don't think he appreciated my logic (most guys don't), and now we have to "have a talk" tonight. Pretty sure we're gonna breakup. Totally OT, but it baffles me that men don't appreciate logical women.

@Uncommon_Whore: A friend of mine has his own term for that - "brandis." He named it for Jonathan Brandis. He maintains that watching Jonathan Brandis' acting was so awkward that he was embarrassed for him. Or something.

@mannequin: I AGREE!!! I might actually like them better than the originals. Maybe. Sort of. Yes.

When I was 12 or 13, I told my father, who lived in LA at the time, that I wanted to be on a television show. I wasn't super serious about it, and I wasn't telling him with any agenda in mind. We were just having a conversation about movies and tv (the only thing we really talk about, even to this day), and his…

Rules of grammar aside, "scary" is a fairly subjective word. It doesn't seem one could guess the intent behind a stranger's use of the word, especially in this context. So as a trend, this particular qualifier doesn't bother me. If women were suddenly being frequently described as surprisingly smart, or unnecessarily…

@stam487: Maybe one of us should write "die, jerk!!" on the reviewer's door.

@Rare Affinity: Are you in contact with social services? You could write a statement regarding what desires she expressed when you spoke with her before her death. I don't know what state you live in, but that could have some bearing on her children's outcome if it makes it through the proper channels.

@FelineFraulein: Oooooh I just went through this myself. My boyfriend has a four year old boy, and he waited a year to introduce us (which seems like an excessively long time, to me, and ended up making me feel a little insecure/crazy).

@AtomiClash humanitarian mizanthrope: Oh god, yes. I need this, too. The boyfriend's family are Mormon and I am terrified of meeting them, especially since he has mentioned on more than one occasion how "kinda crazy" his mom is.

@BettyWhiteBeerPong: What the what?! Did someone do this to you/your car on purpose?

@Rare Affinity: I thought this only happened on television. I just watched an episode of "Mad Men" in which Don Draper was told not to tell a friend of his that she was dying. And I think there was an episode of "House" in which something similar happened. But I didn't think this could possibly happen in real life. It…

@spacecorn: Oh man. That picture just made me want a baby real bad. THANKS, GUYS.