@HollisMasons pushing miracle whips: Oh, I think Szohr looks super hot, and I would totally wear that dress. Just try and rip it off me. I DARE YOU. Also, I have shoes similar to hers and you would love them, so there!

@lunchcoma: Or his classmates will find out first...what perfect fodder for schoolyard bullying.

@malishka: Gross. Is it okay to just flat-out say that I hate them?

@rocknrollunicorn: Ha! I was just thinking that she looked like she was expelling a demon via her mouth. It's kinda painful how hard she seems to be trying to come off as "carefree" and look like she's having a great time.

@joneser: Hey, "Homecoming" was amaaaaaaaaaazing. No joke.

What do they think is going to happen if there is an overwhelming vote to abort and they actually heed the public's decision? Really, they can't win, regardless of the outcome. If they are pro-choice, or even undecided, they are trivializing a very important issue by turning it into an internet spectacle. If they are…

Does anyone else find the accompanying picture somewhat provocative?

@Phyllis Nefler: I make a very nice chocolate pie. Just, you know, so's you know.

I might be alone here, but I don't need character development or story arcs in my porn. I just want the sex, please.

Ugh. I will never escape the shame of my home state, will I?

I can't claim to know anything about Willow Palin's life (obviously), but I do know that by the age of 16 I knew that using "gay" and "faggot" as insults wasn't cool. It wasn't something that anyone ever had to sit down and tell me. But I was raised in a liberal household, which (duh) is not the case with the Palin…

@ChoirGrrl: For whatever reason, that sounds a lo sexier to me than a spread of pole dancers.

I would like to be notified when someone creates a magazine that is just for unhappy part-time legal secretaries.

I wonder what the stress level is for lady arsonists.

@Donovanesque: I don't want to type "lol," so instead, I will tell you that your comment made me laugh, quietly, and to myself, so as not to alarm anyone who is sitting near me. LQTM - new acronym?

@colormeroutine: That would be ideal; however, some people don't have such happy and supportive families. My mom didn't have the money to buy groceries for her own household when I was in college, so she definitely didn't have the time or inclination to take me shopping for healthy snacks. And given that I was working…

Maybe they escaped from an Anthropologie photo shoot.

@milabelle: I have always been happy to be an only child. I was raised in a single-parent household, and we were POOR. I don't know if my mom could have made ends meet if she'd had any more children.