Speaking of, I distinctly saw a man with a merman sigil at the wedding. Would have made me squee if I wasn't so terrified at the time.

Someone please point me in the direction of a Stab-a-Frey Flash game. Thanks.

I knew what was coming. I was terrified. I was right to be terrified. Was crying like a small child at the end. God, I hate that chapter in the book though!

Wait, where's The Rains of Castamere?

Joff is interested in Sansa again because now that she's married to Tyrion and under his protection he can torture them both at once by raping her. And if he puts a nice blond baby in her, all the better since then she and the North will belong to the Lannisters for good. Though since he's a psychopath I doubt that…

"You blackmailed an ex military intelligence guy into spying for you. Well done."
Paul was suddenly very very sexy…

@avclub-fcaae931422688b8a0134e51a7a2fb12:disqus  and @avclub-6d8e5be200a835beb77d899f00b890a5:disqus , that was amazing, thank you thank you thank you! 
-Am I the man one?
-NO!
-Dresses then!

Thanks for the recaps Alisdair! I only just realized that you're the one from io9! Now I'm just waiting for Charile Jane to post. :)
Anyway, I pretty much agree about this episode though I enjoy wtf moments enough that they can outweigh weaker writing. This one wasn't too bad I think. Moffat has been overdoing his…

Can't wait for Stilas to groom his hero hair all next season. Hate the doppelganger twist, love Paul Wesley doing bad boy. And Stefan is just so boring anyway!

Bearded Jaime rules. Didn't he keep his beard in the books or am I just being hopeful?

You've got the right idea. If there is an original, all the other are based on her, possibly with modifications. Or they might have taken a fertilized egg, let it divide a few times, split up the new cells, modified all of them in different ways, and let them develop into new embryos from there. In that case there is…

I'm kinda terrified for Talisa now. I just know that Robb is going to announce her pregnancy to the Freys, making episode 9 that much harder to watch…

So what, are you expecting us to see the Mountain and his men raping the innkeeper's daughter, Jaime and Cersei having sex in the Great Sept or the Myrish swamp? Not to mention Qyburn in the dungeons or the things we weren't shown on the show when Arya was the Mountain's captive. Somehow I think you've forgotten how…

Well apparently it was Knife Party lol! Still good though!

Yeah it could be. That's Cosima's field after all. But if that's what they're basing it on it wouldn't have taken days for them to find out. The doctors would have sounded the alarm straight away. Actually it's weird that they didn't.

Well at least I was right about it sounding familiar :)

How about a Tatiana Maslany better win a TV BAFTA or there will be backs against the wall-thread?

Cosima is great. I wanna be her friend (and steal her clothes)

I tried to find out too but SoundHound didn't know. Pretty sure the one where Felix talks to one eyed Galadriel was Skrillex though.

If they could tell Sarah wasn't Beth by a medical test I'm betting they've all been modified in different ways but based on a single genetic template. Kind of like genetically modified lab mice. They're usually based on a strain where all the individuals are genetically identical, and one gene will be added or knocked…