Wait wait wait wait wait....

Oh, come on. COME ON. You are being weird and whiney right now. No one is condoning standing people up. It's a dick move. NO ONE CARES YOU ARE MALE. NO ONE. Not one person. It is neither here nor there. You are making this about you because you are entitled and a little deluded and really, really bad at staying…

I don't give two shits about your sex. I do think standing someone up is shitty. I have no idea if her cat really did get lost. I don't care. Standing outside in the heat for two hours and not getting a drink shows a real inability to care for yourself on the most basic level and that has NOTHING to do with that woman.

If you actually suffered dehydration in Herald Square (otherwise known as the corner of NYC with a million hot dog vendors and shops where you can BUY water) you're a fucking idiot and Darwin would be happy if you didn't reproduce.

Imagine how he'd lose his mind when she refused to take his calls or respond to his texts after she had to dump his ass off at the ER! "BUT WHY WON'T YOU TEXT ME BAAAACK?"

Doesn't it go both ways? I'm a straight woman, doing online dating. When I message a guy, half the time I won't hear anything back- I manage not to yell at him. I send a message, it goes into the ether and I forget about it. If something happens, great, if not, fine- plenty of fish.

Right? These women might actually HAVE BEEN INTERESTED until they went 45 minutes without checking their phone and the dude went nuts on them. Maybe they weren't even planning on ignoring the guy. They didn't even get the chance to say "Yes, let's date" or "no thank you."

Oooooohhhhhhh, got you to respond! Victory is mine!

He doesn't want to talk to you. You should keep replying to him for the next several days. Let him get a taste of what women experience.

"Reverse sexism." Lol until eternity. Nice beard by the way. Would you mind sharing your opinions on race and class as well? I bet they're amaaaaaaazing.

My sincere condolences to that poor, poor woman. I wonder if she even bothers to speak anymore.

OH NO LADIES WHAT WILL WE DO WITHOUT THIS MAN'S ATTENTION. QUICK, BEG HIM TO COME BACK SO HE CAN SCOLD US SOME MORE. SAY MORE THINGS HE WON'T LISTEN TO, PLEASE, MAYBE SOMEDAY HE'LL GIVE US HIS APPROVAL.

Ahahaha dude. You ignore everyone, like literally EVERYONE, responding to you, and now you're delivering some two-bit self help speech? You're terrible. Go away.

Oh gee, why didn't any of us think of just blocking them? It's not like anyone is able to create sock puppet accounts or anything. How smart you are!

!!!! "reverse-sexism" - I think we can all disengage now, it's a lost cause. :)

OMG did you just say "reverse-sexism" in earnest? Really? Ok then.

Oh, man this point is the best. I don't date online (currently not at all) but I am a server. I can't demand every time some one tips me less, more, or not at all for their reasoning behind their actions but move on to the next person. I am also not obligated to tell people my personal life story because I serve them…

Thank you. Guys have no idea.

(sometimes I let my phone die completely and don't charge if for like... a day, or more!)

Okay, look, I know this isn't the point AT ALL, but... it wasn't even 4:30 pm, you were already at 28% battery, and it doesn't look like you were plugged in and charging. How do you function without having a constant panic attack?! Were you near an outlet or charger and able to plug in whenever? Were you on your way…