I want to be vaccinated against Jenny McCarthy, but I heard the Jenny McCarthy vaccine causes Jenny McCarthy.

Jesus, that picture. It must be exhausting living like that. Seriously you guys. The chaos and insecurity of all that. She can't just let go for a few weeks and grab a few comfy t-shirts and jeans and sweats. It's like she doesn't even know who she is without all that ornamental crap. Sad. I look at that room packed…

If you're constantly analyzing every situation to make sure it meets some proportional racial quota, then you are the racist. Most white people aren't so obsessed with race that it influences every decision we make. We're color blind, and it's about time the race hustlers joined us, although I won't hold my breath.…