Veep should win for “im eating so much pussy im shitting clits”

YES Tatiana Maslany!

I just cannot fathom all the haters who insist Wiig isn’t funny. The woman is a treasure.

She retweeted this:

why do you feel the need to pick sides? they’re both pretty awful people.

Right?! This is a 32-year-old man FFS!

kara hates tay

I will forever be #TeamTaylor but especially in this situation. I really don’t get the #TeamCalvin here.

I mean, he was going to massage parlors and cheating so it’s not like he’s got some moral highground. Unless the contract allowed him to cheat, who knows?

Woman writes hit song. Declines to take credit for it until conspiracy theories/obvious logic leads fans/tabloids to the story. Confirms it in one very straightforward sentence because she feels no obligation to protect the fiction she and her ex-boyfriend spun about it. Deserves credit. Did write song.

He is coming off as a gigantic baby at this point.

Taylor adopting a pseudonym actually proves more that she wanted him and Rihanna to get the credit for the song, not the other way around. Sorry, Calvin, but that excuse makes no sense.

I just saw The Nice Guys it made me fall in love with ryan gosling all over again. I want ryan and ryan to be in a movie together I think I’d die.

I had a LOT of fun in my twenties, then had two kids so I guess this represents my vag to crazy, possibly fictitious god sandwich lady.

I’m gonna agree. The ponytail doesn’t work with his face, for me. Too dorky. I like the nice trim.

This is an undeniable fact.

Controversial opinion: Lin-Manuel Miranda looks way better without the long hair.

I have so.many.people.muted.because.of.pyramid.schemes.

I have a ton of facebook friends peddling this and I just CANNOT. I get irrationally angry every time one of them talks about being an entrepreneur.

Yup, mine too. And Jamberry. Every Jamberry consultant I know ignores me and never interacts with me (they all also happen to be extreme conservatives, they're uncomfortable with me because I'm not Christian) but as soon as they started JB, I get messages about how I should really give JB a try, and omg how are you!…