She meant “ménage à trois” but she can’t spell and didn’t know it was a French phrase.

“...I have been inundated with messages tonight as I said I would not book any muslin [sic] or Islamic client...”

I know this is a serious issue of racism but this reminds me so much of my sister’s husband’s ex, who is also a trashy half-wit. My sister showed me a message this dumb bitch put on Facebook; a picture with two men and herself with the caption “Minaj twat tonight, suckaz”

Well, Ronda got kicked in the neck hard enough to knock her out. I am the casuals of UFC-watchers, but wouldn’t a trip to the hospital be par for the course when you get beat bloody then knocked out like that?

I guess they should have called it the “Wall of North America,” since Canada is not America.

Julia from Knoxville probably isn’t lying.

Well, Reptilians are known for their transmogrification abilities.

My hair looks best when it’s washed once a week, but conditioned every time I get it wet. I have really thick, curly/wavy hair that is halfway down my back.

I really missed the old school cycles of ANTM. Remember Jade? “This isn’t America’s Next Top Best Friend!” Memories...

Dry Shampoo is my everything. Best thing ever, next to rosemary-infused tequila and moisture wicking hoodies.

When I got pregnant, mine straight-up stopped getting dirty. I washed it once a week just to keep it fluffy. Now it gets dirty in 3-4 days again, but I liked only washing it weekly so much that that’s what I still do, and either muddle through with some dry shampoo or say fuck it and just put it back. It’s great.

Maybe Yaya’s husband didn’t give her the respeito she deserves.

Here’s to not washing your hair often. When I first had mine dyed a super pale and high maintenance color I backed off washing but was used to it getting greasy in 2 days, now months later I wash maybe once a week (rinsing other days) and it never gets greasy and is way healthier. I blame Big Shampoo.

it is truly amazing how thoroughly Katy can change her “look”.

THat’s Katy Perry? She looks like every late 90’s mom ever.

Does it make a difference if the person in question has the hots for your partner? Maybe it’s just me, but when that person would be SO down in case my partner ever wanted some extracurriculars, I feel like it’s a hard pass for me. His friends don’t have to be my friends, but they do need to have a basic respect for…

You are 100% correct on the long distance thing teaching you a lot. We spent 2 and a half years living in different countries. We had been together for a good number of years when that happened but it change the entire dynamic of our relationship. Things happened and I brought someone around who interjected himself…

Constantly. I am not jealous, I don’t own him and he doesn’t own me. More than that, I trust him and our relationship, or I wouldn’t be with him.

That’s one thing dating long distance teaches you; your partner will definitely be hanging out with people of the same gender when you’re not there, and so will you, and that’s just the way it is.

Sometimes I let him out in courtyard of my building, but not after dark. After dark he gets brave and I’m afraid someone’s going to take him home or he’s going to get hit by a car.