+1 dinosaur fossil buried by cavemen

His autobiography’s a good read too.

I could listen to him talk about the 1980s Celtics until the end of time.

It’s a great word!

Starred for the use of “brook”.

My friend’s aunt was once on a plane with Larry Bird and asked for his autograph. He told her, “Look lady, I’m tryin’ to drink my beer and read this” and then pointed to a copy of Hustler.

Oh my God, when did Larry Bird die?

Mark Jackson responded, “While I disagree with his statements, I have a lot of respect for Bob as a veteran writer for one of our oldest newspapers. I feel like the globe has been around for 6,000 years.”

Through a family connection, I very occasionally shared a luxury box with him at Red Sox games back in the day. He was a dick, but I agree with him here however.

We don’t need you to confirm; Lions fans have been eating shit for decades.

I’m a (sigh) Lions fan. I cannot confirm/deny if I was involved.

+1 more rim for you

Though ultimately rejected by the rim, the tall blond still took home a lovely and thoughtful gift basket.

take your damn +1 and leave, sir.

I love Dirk. Really looking forward to his post-NBA career as a nonsensical Shark Tank investor.

Unlike Dirk, Lions fans won’t be rejected by the rim.

I'm not sure why this is news, Samer. Bengals fans eat butthole all the time, and even consider it their city's signature dish.

Well, that's one way to tailgate

This is absolutely disgusting.

And here I thought Browns fans were from Cleveland...